Purple polka-dot love shack in picket fences: the movie?
"Ladies and gentlemen, welcome to the purple polka-dot love shack in picket fences...." Brian smiled into the camera, holding it up and recording himself. Just then, Howie walked in the room.
He moved back and wondered what he was doing. "What are you doing now?" he asked.
Brian stopped recording. "Oh, I'm gonna make a little documentary about this place......you know....to remember it by." Brian held up his arms and stretched them across the room. He squinted his eyes as he saw the layout of the movie. "It'll capture the moment!!...wait!! that means that you shouldn't know about this......you can't tell anyone!!"
"Ah, Brian...you don't hafta worry about that one...i have no intentions on telling anyone about your little "movie"......i mean, everyone's busy doing their own thing....." Howie said, with not such a happy face.
Brian looked at Howie and sighed. Poor kid, still in the dumps about Dana!! When the hell will he FINALLY get over her?? "Howie, you can stop thinking about Dana...she's happy now.....and you should be too!..." Brian stopped. Go to Eva, she'll make you happy!
The two turned around to hear sniffs. It was Eva.....she has like this sixth sense. If she feels that someone is talking, or even thinking about her, she starts to sniff. "I sense that someone is talking about me!!"
"Eva, mind your own bussiness, no-one is talking about you!!" Howie declared. Eva stepped back out of Brian's room slowly. She pierced a look at them both. "Are you sure???"
Brian tried to imitate her voice. "Yess!" And with that she walked off. "So, you're not gonna tell anyone about the movie??" wondered Brian. He smiled cheesily and pleaded to Howie with his eyes PLEEASE.
"No!!" Howie replied, annoyed. “ I guess it probably would be a good idea,” he shrugged.
Brian bobbed up and down, excited at the idea. Then he stoped for a while when he saw Howie wonder out of the room. “Hey, Howie, if you aren’t doin’ anything……um…I could always use some help with this video…..” Poor Howie probably doesn’t have anything else to do BUT think about Dana…..
Howie turned around and Brian saw the shine in his eyes that said hey! I’m wanted!
“Yeah…that’ll be fun…..”
Brian grabbed the camera and put on a cap. The two both left and went to Nick's room where they found Nick and Eva battling their butts off, playing Nintento.
"AH HA! I got you there!! I knew i was too good for you!!" Nick stretched his arms up in the air and wailed childishly.
"Yeah, okay....BUT i beat you at the super mario brothers!!" Eva announced upset, but happy to say she beat Nick at least once.
Nick crawled over to Eva and put his arms around her. He smiled. "C'mon babe! This just isn't your thang! Admitt it!"
Eva looked at Nick's sweet, blue eyes. She pulled a fake smile, but tongued Nick anyway. She couldn't go past his innocent eyes.
While all this was happening, Brian silently captured everything on tape. He and Howie gave a little laugh and closed the door behind them.
"Man! Those two should so have children together!!" Howie said in sarcasm.
"Yeah, that'd be inevitable! I mean, it is Eva!!" Brian joked.
After Brian realised that he was quite alone on the joke, he stopped a little embarassed.
"Hey Brian, why? Is there something i don't know about you and eva?" Howie replied, suspicoius.
"Why no!!" Brian said, quick to defend himself. "Is there something i should know about YOU and eva?"
Howie looked at Brian as they were both going down the stairs. "Er, no...."
They both saw it in eachother's eyes. They both knew that Eva slept with them both.
"Ah, let's not go there....." Brian said, stopping the tension in the air.
Downstairs, they found Abbi and AJ in the kitchen. Abbi's hair was tousled up, and AJ had sauce all over his apron. You could smell the scent of lost recipies in the air.
"OHMYGOSH!! Haha!" Abbi laughed, pointing at AJ with a bamboo spoon.
AJ shook his hands low in the air, trying to shrug off some of the sauce.
"What'd you do??!! Oh, how cute!!" Abbi walked up to AJ and took some sauce from his apron then licked her finger. "MMMM tastes good!! Too bad your shirt will be the only one tasting it tonight!!" AJ looked extra cute in his sunflower apron, covered with sauce.
"Man!! We've been working on this sauce for an hour!!" AJ said in disappointment.
"I know!! Everyone will be demanding for food in like 30 mins!!" Abbi pointed to the clock. "We said it'll be ready at 7:30." Abbi took the towel and wipped off the mess, while AJ walked to the sink.
"We have to do something!!" AJ panicked. He was serious about his cooking!
Just then, the two noticed that Brian and Howie were in the room.
Abbi slit a look at them both. "What the hell are you's doin' here??"
Brian put the camera down and hid it behind his back. "Ahh, nothin'!...hehehe!!" Brian replied cheekily with a fake laugh. By this time, AJ and Abbi were both following him with their eyes suspiciously. He could feel their eyes all over him, he didn't like it at all. "Damn it! What is your problem?! Sheesh! First we have Kevin and Dana, the bimbo couple then we have Nick and Eva, the....i dun know....wierd couple......and now we have you's!!" They have a serious staring problem! As you can see, Brian totally changed the subject. He was good at sayin' crap when he was in trouble.
AJ just gaped at them both, especially Brian. "Okay, now i don't know what you're talkin' about!!" He threw his hands up in the air, as he always did when he wasn't getting it. "Yo....i don't know what you's two are up to, but i know it's no good...and if it weren't for the cooking that needs to be done i'd be on the couch punchin' you both!!" AJ turned around and went back to his cookin'
Howie retorted at AJ's words. He nudged Brian on his side. "Maybe we should try outside."
"Yeah, good idea."
As Abbi and AJ both went back to their cooking, Brian and Howie crept out the door. Brian held the camera and started his narration. "Okay peoples, this the "outdoor couple....Howie and Dana...ooops, i meant Kevin and Dana." Just then D made Brian stop recording.
"oi! what ya tryin' to do??? You know kev will be watching this!!"
"who said, he doesn't have to know!!"
"But he will juice it out of us!! Hello?? this is Mr. I'm ur dad and i gotta know!!" Howie said annoyed.
"Yeah, okay, okay! sheesh!! i'll edit it later!! And anyways, why are you so defensive about it!!" brian shook his head confoundly. Hey! check it out.....i gotta get this on tape!!!"
Um......Kev's and Dana's bimbo thingy......
"Your eyes, you're eyes are as silver as.....a.......a frying pan!!!" Kev said, lost for words. They're beautiful.
Dana smiled. "WOW i've heard of brown as chocolate....but fry pans?! That's original!! That all you can think of? Fry pans??...hey hey!! i have something for you......ready??"
The two "LuVy Dovies" were "watching the stars."
"Kevin, your....hair growth is so amazing like.....like....two weeks after i've mowed the grass!!!!!" dana replied, holding Kev's chin.
"Oh Dana!! you are sooooo......wonderful......baby!"
Back to the bushes where brian and Howie hid.
"Okay Howie, i like heard that....but i didn't see it!!! we need light!!"
"What? light? now? But they're coming to the best part!!" Howie said, sounding like he didn't want to miss out on any of the fun.
"But we gotta see things....you know.....visual is good!!" said Brian still recording.
"I know!!!!..........my watch! i have a watch light thingy-me-bob!! We could use that!!"
"Okay, quick Howie turn your light on!!"
Back to Kev and Dana.
By this time the two were through with the whole "staring at the stars" business and were about to get up and go inside.
"MMM! I think i can smell AJ's and Abbi's cookin'!!! Let's go baby.....i'm hungry!!" Kev said, giving Dana a hand at getting up.
"yeah okay!!"
Back to the bush.
"Shit we missed the ending!!! Let's go they're coming" cried howie. The two both got up and hid behind the hammock (you know, that thing you hang up and lie on?) As Kev and dana were about to open the sliding door, dana spotted Howie and Brian hiding.
"hey, wait up kev....." Dana walked to the hammock while brian and howie were squeezing in hoping dana couldn't see through the hammock's holes.
"Are you's two sick or something?? What are you doin' out here with a camera?? hey, you's weren't taping our little "private" session were you??" Kevin walked up behind dana.
"Quick howie run!!" They both got up and ran around the small backyard and into the house. while kevin and Dana were trying to chase them.
"'hey hey!!!! What's goin' on here??" Eva retorted.
Brian and D stood in the corner, opposite kev and Dana. "hey!! they started it!" brian pointed.
"What?" Dana said, quick to fight back. "Hey! we weren't the sick ones walking around with a video camera and recording peoples private lives!!!!"
Just then, AJ walked in between the two screaming beings. "Hey hey!! Cut it out!! Can we all just try to act like mature beings here!!??? The neighbours will here us and besides, we spent hours trying to make this sauce, so sit down you all and eat!!!"
Everyone moved back with a sudden. abrupt motion. Looks like aj is serious about his cooking!
Abbi stepped in. "yeah everyone.....just sit down and behave!!" she said backin' up her man!!
Everyone sat down and enjoyed their pasta. Dana and Howie were both giving each other angry looks and Nick and Eva were playing footsie the whole time. Seems like no-one in that house is a mature being....