Nick’s underwear
Howie watched as Dana ran her hands up and down Kevin's muscular shoulders, massaging his tense muscles. Dana and Kevin were out on the porch taking in the summer sun. Howie was stuck inside with nothing to do. Even though Dana and him were on good terms now, he felt that there should be something more than a "friendship".
"Hello, Earth to Howie, Earth to Howie......crsshhhh....." (space sound…get it?)
Howie's thoughts were broken. When he turned around, Nick and AJ were making weird noises and making funny faces at him.
"What the?!?" Howie cried out.
Nick and AJ shook their heads. They knew Howie was thinking of Dana.
AJ straightened up and walked towards Howie.
"D, let go of Dana...." AJ said while putting a hand on Howie's shoulder.
"Yeah, Howie......just look at them" Nick insisted nodding his head in Dana and Kevin's way.
Dana was sitting on the railing bars that surrounded the back porch, while Kevin held her in a close hug. Dana whispered something to Kevin. As soon as she finished, Kevin broke into a cheeky smile. Dana hopped down from the railings and held Kevin's hand. She opened the door to the kitchen and walked in with Kevin in tow.
Dana saw the congregation in the kitchen and felt a little embarassed that she and Kevin had probably interrupted something.
"Er, sorry guys.......we didn't know there was anything going on in here." Dana apologised. She looked at Kevin hoping he'd say something, but he didn't. So she gave him a little nudge on the rib.
Kevin looked at Dana suspiciously. He read her mind and decided to go along with it.
"Yeah, guys....sorry for the interruption........" He didn't know what else to say.
"Erm, if you guys need us, we'll just be.....erm, upstairs...."Kevin trailed off.
Nick nodded and waved them off. Kevin took Dana's hand and led her upstairs. Dana looked towards Howie's way, she felt there was something wrong. She made a mental note to talk to him as soon as possible.
"See Howie, they're happy the way they are....."AJ insisted while he grabbed an apple from the fruit basket.
"Guys, you don't understand...." Howie intervened (what does this word mean? I looked it up, it wasn't there.)in a stern voice.
"D, you care to give us the gist on that??......" Nick said looking confused.
"Look, I know you guys just want what's best for all concerned, but trust me...you don't know everything!! And why is it that it's always you two hanging off my life...like you's are my conscience." With that, Howie left the kitchen.
AJ and Nick looked at each other and shrugged their shoulders.
As Howie left the kitchen, Abbi came in. Howie didn't realise this and bumped Abbi hard on the shoulder.
"Ouch!!! Geez, Howie...you reckon you can look at where you're going" Abbi cried out as she rubbed her shoulder.
"Er sorry Abbi........." Howie apologised not really meaning it.
"Yeah, ok......just watch it next time" Abbi replied.
Howie kept walking away, while Abbi continued to come into the kitchen.
"Hiya guys...what's up??" Abbi asked enthusiastically.
AJ took a bite from his half eaten apple, then replied.
"Howie's still hung up about Dana"
Abbi sighed. Poor Howie, she thought. Dana's such a dimwit to not even notice.
"Oh well,.......things will settle down" Abbi assured them.
Just then, Eva burst in the room. She looked really pissed off about something.
"NICK CARTER!!! You dufus!!!!.......I told you that when you're done with the bathroom, to pick your things up!!!......Now, what the hell is this??" Eva asked as she held up a pair of blue and white polka dotted underwear.
"Well???........" Eva asked.
Nick blushed and leapt at Eva. Eva held the underwear above her head making Nick reach for it.
"Gimme that!!!...Look, I'm sorry.......I won't do it again, now please, give it to me!!!!" Nick pleaded with frustration. Eva gave a hearty laugh. She loves making Nick squirm, she loves making any man squirm. AJ and Abbi joined in.
Eva finally handed Nick his underwear while she giggled a bit more. For some reason, AJ stopped laughing.
"Hold up Eva.......how did you know it was Nick's underwear and not mine or Brian's.....??" AJ asked.
Now it was Eva's turn to blush.
"Erm,........."Eva coudn't answer. "I guessed........?!?"
Abbi and AJ looked at Nick searching for answers. Nick just looked away, hoping not to give anything away.
"Ohmygosh!!!!..You two aren't........"Abbi screached.
AJ walked up to Nick and punched him on the shoulder.
"I knew it!!! You two were bound to end up together!!!" AJ congratulated.
Eva stared at AJ, giving him a dirty look.
"What's that suppose to mean Bone??" She asked with pierced eyes.
"Woah. Nickster.......control your woman will ya.......it was just an observation...." AJ replied holding up a hand. Nick moved in on Eva, then placed his arms around her.
"Don't worry, AJ...I think I've got that under control....." Nick answered coyly.(what does this word mean?...looked it up also)
Before Nick could do anything else, Eva placed a hand in front of Nick's face.
"Er,.......I don't think so Nick,........not until you know how to clean up after yourself......." Eva said shaking her head.
Nick stood back, looked at Eva with a scrunched face. I'll make up for this!! "C'mon Eva.......why don't you know.......me and you....." Nick asked with puppy dog eyes.(me and you what?...don't get it)
Eva looked away...... “umm, I dunno......." Eva replied toying with Nick.
Abbi couldn't hear of this any longer.
"You guys, get a room!!!!" Abbi yelled at them.
"Sheesh, shut up Abbi!!!" Nick yelled back.
Eva turned to AJ.
"Yo AJ, give Abbi some of that "funky lovin" of yours will ya??"
Abbi jerked her head towards Eva's way. Right at that second Abbi could have pulled out every single nose hairs outta Eva. Abbi sat down on one of the chairs, turning beat red as each second passed.
AJ, on the other hand laughed.
Eva, then fixed her attention on Nick, who by this time was........well, gettting really excitied.
"OK, now, you two behave.......Nick and I will just have -"
"Er, Eva, stop right there....save us the nightmares and just go and do your thing!!!...." AJ said as he squirmed in his chair.
Nick and Eva shrugged their shoulders then left the kitchen in a flash.
Silence filled the kitchen. Abbi and AJ were left all alone. You could have heard a feather drop.
AJ thought he'd break the silence and start up a conversation.
"Man, everyone seems to be doing it with someone......" AJ suggested. D'oh, You stupid idiot......I don't think she wants to hear that right now!! AJ thought.
"Er, yeah......." Abbi was stuck with what to say next. She hadn't been alone with a guy since Greg...... C'mon Abbi, just relax. ARGH!!! But AJ's so hot in that tank top ......Control yourself Abbi!!! Abbi thought.
"So......" AJ continued not really knowing what to say after So??....
Dang, Abbi looks mighty fine today. Knock it off Bone, I don't think she's interested...........man, but how could you resist those........argh!!! I gotta have her.
"Yeah, so......." Abbi trailed off.
"Hmm, nice weather we're having these days eh??" AJ asked in desperation. Oh man!! You are so STUPID Alexander James McLean!!! That's IT?!?! The weather ?!?....That's all your puny brain could come up with?? Oh man!!!
"Yeah, too bad we don't have a pool........it'd be great to go outside and get wet...." Oh shit!!! I hope he doesn't take that the wrong way!!!
"Er, yeah......I know what you mean!!" Damn it!!! Strike 2 BONE!!! You've totally blown it!! Man, just wish she doesn't think of you as some kinda pervert!!
"Yeah!!!....." Abbi answered nodding her head. Far out!!! Girl!!! What are you doing???.......Hold on, why am I even taking to myself???......I'm going insane!!!!
"Abbi are you ok???? you seem, I dunno… unwell........" AJ asked concerned. He moved closer to Abbi and placed a hand on her forehead making sure that she hadn't come down with something.
AJ took his hand off Abbi's forehead when he realised she was fine. As he sat back down on his chair he noticed Abbi's eyes were following his butt intently.
Oh shit!!! Look away, Look away ,QUICK!!! .......Too late!!! He noticed you were checking him out!!! I mean, how could anyone not!!! You were drooling by the bucket load!!! Abbi thought as she quickly looked the other way.
AJ gave himself a quick smirk. Hmm, Looks like I'm getting some kinda attention......well, rather my butt!!
"Abbi........." AJ called on.
"Yeah......??" Abbi answered.
AJ got up and walked over to the sink. He really didn't have any intentions on washing his hands, but he did it anyway, just so he could have an opportunity to turn his back and show of his backside.
Oh shit!!! I know he's going to go off and tell me stop checking out his butt!!!.......But, my God, who could resist??.
"Is it getting hot in here or what??" AJ asked.
Abbi raised an eyebrow. Was that a rhetorical question???
"Er,........." Abbi didn't know what to say. Just then, AJ started to tug on his tank top. Before Abbi knew what AJ was doing, he'd already gotten his tank top off and was walking around the kitchen topless.
OK, this is too weird! What am I doing here? Okay, okay, what do I do, um…yeah that’s a good idea…..stand up! No wait! That’d be too weird cause like we’re both gonna be standing up….and then I’ll only look like an idiot….what if he thinks I’m boring? I have to say something, but what do I say? What if I walk out of the kitchen? Yeah….and pretend nothing happened…..NO WAIT! That would be snobbish and…… Abbi was going insane. She filled her head with thoughts, which she was so good at doing when she was nervous. Finally she couldn’t hold it any longer; she began to say her thoughts out loud, care free.
“Okay, you know what? This is really weird! Um, I don’t even know what I’m doing here.” Abbi got up and without realising, she was chappin’ away while walking around.
AJ smirked to himself. Man! I like a woman who can talk! He didn’t bother to say anything. He decided to listen, as he couldn’t help but think how cute Abbi looked when she was worried.
“Look AJ, this is a really awkward situation for me…..I don’t even know what I’m doing! I just…talk a lot when I’m nervous.” Abbi kept moving forward and soon AJ and Abbi were as close to each other as two people could get. They both locked eyes with each other.
“Why are you nervous?” AJ asked flirtatiously.
Abbi didn’t move her eyes, they stayed staring into AJ’s eyes. “Cause I’m nervous when I’m attracted to someone," she replied, without awareness of what she was saying.
“So, are you attracted to me?" AJ asked, placing his hand on her cheek. Abbi moved closer to him. She was staring longingly at his luscious lips.
“I guess……” she answered.
Then they both kissed.
Just as the two were enjoying their first kiss with each other, Brian walked in, looking for something to eat.
Brian jerked back at what he saw. "Woah!......did I miss out on something??.....cause i didn't know you's to were you know.....you know....." Brian was cut off.
"Together?" Abbi asked with a smile.
"Yeah...just like everyone else......" Brian complained. "They should call this the love shack!!.....seriously!!"
Abbi and AJ looked at each other and enjoyed another kiss.
End of “episode” (HAD TO GET BRIAN IN THE EPISODE)