KNOX GEL
(Lyrics by RStylez. Music by Cookies n' Hookers)

It's better than Vidal Sassoon,
It's better than airplane glue,
It's a punk boy's best friend,
Besides a bottle of cheap gin,
It's Knox Gel!
Knox fucking Gel!!!

Before my hair was flat and dull,
Limp like your father's dick,
But now my hair is hard and firm,
Erect like a punk boy's cock!
It's Knox gel!
Knox fucking gel!!!

And all the girls wanna feel my hair,
Because my hair is firm and hard,
Not limp like their boyfriends' dicks!
And rednecks wanna kick my ass!
Thanks to Knox gel!
Knox fucking gel!!!