JELLO BIAFRA WAS ALWAYS A HANDSOME MAN
(Lyrics by RStylez. Music by Cookies n' Hookers)

Iconoclasm for trendy punk rock radicals
Driving his Jag around the East Bay
Bitching about the scene in the East Bay
Fucking punk rock establishment yuppie
Other punk rockers get gaunt and poor
But Jello Biafra was always a handsome man

When the revolution finally comes
I hope you're the first against the wall
All your vapid leftist banter won't save you
When the revolution finally comes for you
While the real revolutionaries are suffering
Jello Biafra was always a handsome man

Motherfucking sell-out, hollow at the core
Morally bankrupt fucking elitist poseur asshole
These are just a few of the words I think
When I hear, "There's always room for Jello"
He bashes the rich for using tax shelters
Jello Biafra was always a handsome man.