I SWEAR TOO MUCH
(Lyrics by The Superdookie Toilet Explosion. Music by Cookies n' Hookers)

Fuck off!
They're fucking words just like all the rest.
Swearing don't have no meaning to me and neither should it.
Fuck off!
They indicate emphasis, you fuck, and that's all!
Yeah, I have a fucking limited vocabulary, so why don't you fuck off!
Like I could give a shit.
I'd trade a limited vocabulary for the idiocy of getting offended by a . . .
. . . conjugated four-letter verb any day of the motherfucking week.
Are you trying to prove to me just how staid and illogical you are,
you crusty fuck!
You don't like my language?
I don't like the absolute pile of shit for a world that your fucking idiot generation . . .
. . . has managed to endow me with.
Go on, get offended!
Like I could really give a fuck.
I really could!
You fuck!
You're offended!
I'm shit.
That doesn't mean a fucking thing!
It doesn't mean a fucking thing that I've offended you!
It means a fucking thing that you and your predecessors,
those who collectively croaked these fucking vapid rules about offensiveness,
managed to impoverish the vast majority of the world's population.
So fuck off!
Really, fuck off!
I'm sick of you and your fucking bleating!
Eat shit and die!