Catchy Tunes
(Lyrics by The Superdookie Toilet Explosion. Music by Cookies n' Hookers)

I want to write some catchy tunes!
Can I write some catchy tunes?
Oh yes, oh yes!

I need to write some catchy tunes!
We need to sing some catchy tunes!

Oh yes, oh yes!
Oh please, oh please!

Please can I write some catchy tunes?
We need to sing some catchy tunes!

Oh yes, oh yes!

I need some really catchy tunes!
To express my really deep emotions!
Yes, my really, really deep emotions!
Deep emotions, yes they really are!
I swear!

Oh yes, oh yes!

I've been doing commercials since I was 4,
I've lived my life in the spotlight,
but I have really deep emotions,
really, really deep emotions!
I also have some really important concerns!
really, really important concerns!
that you really need to know about!

Which is why I need some...
catchy tunes, some really, really catchy tunes!
I need to write some catchy tunes!
We need to sing some catchy tunes!

Oh yes, oh yes!

Baby, baby one more time!
Am I original?
Am I sexual?
Am I dangerous to the status quo?
I did it for the nookie, the nookie!
Oh yes, oh yes!

Some catchy tunes, some really, really catchy tunes!
I need to write some catchy tunes!
Oh yes, oh yes!