by: Creme
Two guys chillin'
thinkin' they're pretty fly
Sitting at the bar
having a coke n' rye
Two fine ladies
sit down on the two stools
look at them and think
ain't nothin' but a couple of fools
Lets play along
get a few drinks
One looks over
and then he winks
Opens his mouth
and begins to speak
But no drinks come
Man these guys are cheap
He talks about a hot tub
Just him and his pal Jay
They look at eachother
Then say, it sounds kinda gay
He keeps on going
Inviting them with discrete
he says let me introduce myself ladies
my name is Pete
N I'm wondering if
You like to join me
and my friend
in the hot tub you see
Creme looks at Cookie
and turns to Pete
I'm sorry she says
A hot tub sounds quite neat
But we want no hot tubs
We want no men
We want no sex
The men were now done with them
They drink their drink
and walk away
Because there was really
nothing left to say
And that is really
The end of the story
With Cookie and Creme
Basking in their glory.
