| 1)A man was stealing flowerpots in my garden, but i didn't say anything because he might take a fence |
| 2) Police picked up 2 kids yesterday, one was drinking battery acid and the other was eating fireworks. They charged one and let the other off. |
| 3)A ghost floats into a bar and asked the barman for a whiskey but the barmen said we dont serve spirits after 11. |
| 5)What do you call a three eyed man? SEYMOUR |
| 6)How Many Ears does Mr.Spock have? THREE. A LEFT EAR, A RIGHT EAR AND A FINAL FRONTIER |
| 7)Two aerials decided to get married. The service was terrible but the reception was great |
| 8)Why do pens get sent to prison? TO DO LONG SENTENCES |
| 9)Why didn't the skeleton jump of the click? BECAUSE HE DIDNT HAVE THE GUTS |
| 10)Two cows were talking in a field. One of the cows said, "have you heard about the mad cow disease thats going around?" the other cow answers, "yeah, makes you glad your a penguin, doesnt it?" |
| 11)What do you get when you drop a piano down a mine shaft? A FLAT MINOR |
| Last updates |
| 11th October |
| Jokes |
| 12)What is the difference between a battery and a woman? A battery has a positive side |