| "Plato was a bore." (Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche) "Is life not a thousand times too short for us to bore ourselves?" (Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche) "It is much more secure to be feared than to be loved." -Niccolo Machiavelli "He who controls the past commands the future. He who commands the future conquers the past." -George Orwell "An insincere and evil friend is more to be feared than a wild beast; a wild beast may wound your body, but an evil friend will wound your mind." -Buddha "True friends stab you in the front." -Oscar Wilde "Nunc scio quit sit amor." -Virgil "All great truths begin as blasphemies." -George Bernard Shaw "Hope is the worst of evils, for it prolongs the torment of man." (Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche, Human, All-too-Human) "In every real man a child is hidden that wants to play." (Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche) NEW QUOTES *AS OF NOVEMBER 20* "A lie told often enough becomes truth." -Lenin (Vladimir Ulyanov) "We must respect the other fellow's religion,but only in the sense and to the extent that we respect his theory that his wife is beautiful and his children smart." -H. L. Mencken THE POWER OF YOUR EXAMPLE IS FAR GREATER THAN WHAT YOU SAY! Dropkick Murphys "Author: A fool who, not content with having bored those who have lived with him, insists on tormenting generations to come." -Montesquieu "The only true wisdom is in knowing you know nothing." -Socrates "A lizard shitting on Socrates. That pleases me." quite possibly the greatest line from Greek plays... from "The Clouds" by Aristophanes |
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| "One death is a tragedy. One million deaths is a statistic." Josef Stalin |
| some of the quotes on this page represent my views, others just play on the cynical side of my nature. so, please enjoy these quotes responsibly and ALWAYS REMEMBER TO CITE YOUR QUOTES AND GIVE THE AUTHORS THIER DUE |
| "Not all who wander are lost." JRR Tolkien |
| those excellent Roy Casagranda quotes: responding to Bill Clinton's infidelity: "so he had his penis in the wrong place. who cares? how does that affect my taxes?" "but we all know what I think about France" "Clinton came and quitetly slit their (the Reagan Republicans) throats in the night" on new policy, "you get to pick the President. you get to control what women do with their bodies." "We'll create an imaginary place and call it Tennessee" "Not to discuss the telos of telology" "Newton was a drunk" "you shouldn't kill others, it pisses people off" "If you're gonna kill out of hatred, learn to hate the right people" "you just need to BS just enough to get by" "I don't blame my parents, I just think it's funny to blame them" "We're rat bastards when it comes to foreign policy" referring to Bush being an idiot: "I'm going to wait until a new president is elected before I travel. I don't want to have to face them (foreigners)." on TAAS (TAKS) funding: "Your health is bad, so take arsenic" "For most animals, sex is a horrible thing. You humans, sex is only horrible because we do manage to reproduce." on a student's grade: "It's only worse than you imagined." "We live in a simulacrum society: you watch 'Friends' because you don't have any." "The Criminal Justice System is just that: CRIMINAL" "I hate it. I feel so immoral. But, oh well." Everything that owns you, you call it 'my'." "Friendly fire: when you're getting shot at, there's a smile on his face." |
"you're stupid, you'll just quote any moron" 11/25/02 "I love you" 11/25/02 |