So, I hear you want some real advice. Well, look no further. I have no formal training, and I don't like rap. Who could possibly give better advice without a background like that, huh?
Now that you're convinced that you need my help, fill this out to send me your ailings..
Q: Dear Beth,
Sincerely,
PS- I think your band rocks. I have all your cd's and 7 t-shirts.
A: Dear Steve, Problem Solved,
I really like to go to punk shows, but when I get there, I usually find out that there are no ska bands playing. I usually end up leaving because I can't fight the tears any longer, and I cry myself to sleep. Why aren't there any ska bands anymore? What should I do?
Steve, FL
I know how you feel. It hurts me, too, to see such a sad lacking of good ska on a local and national level. But take heart; it's out there. Find the good shows. You'll have an awesome time at Supertones shows, or try to catch Five Iron Frenzy before they say goodbye. Join the rudeboys at Reel Big Fish and the Mighty Mighty Bosstones shows, or Catch-22. Or if you're a cheapskate, just buy a cd, play it really loud, close your eyes and pretend you're at the show. Turn to Save Ferris, the Mad Caddies, Buck Enterprise, or Buck-O-Nine. And whatever you do, punch anyone who tries to tell you ska is dead. Make us proud. Rock steady.
Q: Dear Beth,
Sincerely, PS- I love your show. I tape every episode.
A: Dear Katy, Problem Solved,
I have a problem. I have a huge crush on Orlando Bloom. Sometimes I feel like I could marry him. My friends say he's not right for me, but I can't fight these feelings anymore. Please help!
Katy, NY
Thanks for writing. I have some advice for you. Listen to your friends. Orlando Bloom is not right for you. He's only right for me. Take care, and keep watching the show!
