cRi   Z   nItTlE: ;-)

samchickmusic: this isn't sam

cRi   Z   nItTlE: OH NO
cRi   Z   nItTlE: who is it

samchickmusic: her dad

cRi   Z   nItTlE: my future father

samchickmusic: Excuse me?
samchickmusic: Who is this?

cRi   Z   nItTlE: jonathan

samchickmusic: What is your affiliation with my daughter?

cRi   Z   nItTlE: what's your name

samchickmusic: My name is Doug.

cRi   Z   nItTlE: hello doug
cRi   Z   nItTlE: how was your day

samchickmusic: It was fine until you showed up.

cRi   Z   nItTlE: i'm sad to hear that
cRi   Z   nItTlE: i hope it gets better

samchickmusic: That's okay.
samchickmusic: Well.
samchickmusic: Where do you live? I wish to stab you in the face.

cRi   Z   nItTlE: oh
cRi   Z   nItTlE: i live in nigeria

samchickmusic: liar.

cRi   Z   nItTlE: obviously

samchickmusic: What's your last name?

cRi   Z   nItTlE: hunt

samchickmusic: What state do you live in?
samchickmusic: I'm curious if you're close to here or not.

cRi   Z   nItTlE: so i can be stabbed in the face

samchickmusic: No, I promise I will refrain from stabbing you in the face.

cRi   Z   nItTlE: i don't believe you now

samchickmusic: Why not?
samchickmusic: I wouldn't go through the effort to stab someone I don't know.
samchickmusic: I'd probably get arrested.

cRi   Z   nItTlE: sam told me how much you like stabbing people in the face

samchickmusic: Oh really?

cRi   Z   nItTlE: yes

samchickmusic: well she's obviously lying.
samchickmusic: She says she dislikes you.

cRi   Z   nItTlE: she would never say that

samchickmusic: She did.
samchickmusic: She said to me the other night,.

cRi   Z   nItTlE: she said you're not her real father

samchickmusic: "I know this kid named Jonathan, and I hate him."
samchickmusic: Oh?
samchickmusic: Well that's too bad, becaue I am.

cRi   Z   nItTlE: oh she said that

samchickmusic: What are the last two digits of your phone number?

cRi   Z   nItTlE: last 2?

samchickmusic: Yeah.

cRi   Z   nItTlE: 02
cRi   Z   nItTlE: would you like to have a talk

samchickmusic: How old are you?

cRi   Z   nItTlE: mind telling me what you plan on doing with that information

samchickmusic: I'm just curious.

cRi   Z   nItTlE: i don't like being stalked by face stabbers

samchickmusic: I'm not going to stalk you.
samchickmusic: How old are you?

cRi   Z   nItTlE: I don't think i'm safe revealing this information to you

samchickmusic: I'm going to block you.
samchickmusic: And never let you talk to sam again.

cRi   Z   nItTlE: Blocking me won't do much.
cRi   Z   nItTlE: Go ahead sir.

samchickmusic: Okay.
samchickmusic: Jonathan, I'm reporting you to the police.

cRi   Z   nItTlE: That isn't very nice of you doug.

samchickmusic: Yeah.
samchickmusic: It's better than me stabbing you in the face, no?

cRi   Z   nItTlE: How hard do you stab?

samchickmusic: very hard.

cRi   Z   nItTlE: See what sammy thinks of this
cRi   Z   nItTlE: She won't be too happy about me being stabbed in the face.

samchickmusic: She says it would remedy your horrible face.
samchickmusic: Make you look more attractive probably.

cRi   Z   nItTlE: Some future father you are.

samchickmusic: What makes you think i'm your future father?

cRi   Z   nItTlE: Are you not sammy's father?
cRi   Z   nItTlE: I grew up without a father.

samchickmusic: Oh?
samchickmusic: That's tragic.

cRi   Z   nItTlE: I suppose.
cRi   Z   nItTlE: I was looking forward to having a father figure in my life.

samchickmusic: Well.
samchickmusic: :-*

cRi   Z   nItTlE: =-O

samchickmusic: 8-)

cRi   Z   nItTlE: I'm glad you see it my way now.

samchickmusic: You know..
samchickmusic: I kind of like you.
samchickmusic: If you know what I mean.

cRi   Z   nItTlE: I like you also.

samchickmusic: Let's do it.

cRi   Z   nItTlE: I'm already doing it while we talk.
cRi   Z   nItTlE: Could you tell?
cRi   Z   nItTlE: I must have turned you on quite a bit.
cRi   Z   nItTlE: You're hands are too dirty to type now, I understand.

samchickmusic: Sorry.
samchickmusic: I have to go.

cRi   Z   nItTlE: Tell sam i said hi.