Shadow Test pt.2 Featuring: snipeious, ricKy, Criznittle, shoot, Terminator












P    snipeious> can i join shadow?
P    snipeious> i alwasy wanted to join shadow

C 5:ricKy> so we are testing this poor child

P   Criznittle> we are better than homemade paper clips

P    snipeious> is that good

P   Criznittle> up to you
P   Criznittle> ok testing will begin soon
C 8:Criznittle> lets start him with general quetions

C 8:ricKy> like
C 8:ricKy> unfunny?

C 8:Criznittle> ya

C 8:ricKy> you can do that portion

C 8:Criznittle> funny starts after he thinks it's serious
    Criznittle> ok snipe
    Criznittle> we need some general information first

     snipeious> ? ? ? ? ?

    Criznittle> first off
    Criznittle> what's your name

    Gho$tFace-> Jesus

    Criznittle> please leave the arena ghostface
    Criznittle> we take our tests serious

    Terminator> yeah fag
    Terminator> gtfo

C 5:ricKy> make the tester spec tks

P    snipeious> am gonna .?go

P   Criznittle> why
P   Criznittle> you don't want to join?

P    snipeious> becasue am not gonna wait here the whole night

P   Criznittle> wait here for what

P    snipeious> i do but i dont see it happenin
P    snipeious> for my test

P   Criznittle> we are testing you

P    snipeious> how?

P   Criznittle> the test starts with quetions

C 5:ricKy> why isnt he answering the question

P    snipeious> than go

P   Criznittle> then a physical test
    Criznittle> What is your name snipe

P    snipeious> wheres the question

P   Criznittle> IN PUB CHAT

     snipeious> where
P    snipeious> where

    Criznittle> WHAT IS YOUR NAME SNIPE

     snipeious> josh

    Terminator> DUDE WHAT THE FUCK IS YOUR NAME???
    Terminator> thank you

    Criznittle> great
    Criznittle> and when is your birthday
    Criznittle> this is general information we need for our site

     snipeious> 12-06-91

C 5:ricKy> awe

    Criznittle> great
    Criznittle> you'r doing good

         shoot> wtf 91?

    Terminator> 91 damn i feel old

C 5:ricKy> just a youngin

         shoot> same

     snipeious> am 13

    Terminator> i'm 24 lol

C 8:Criznittle> plz treat him with respect

     snipeious> ahahah

C 8:Terminator> i am
    Terminator> lol

    Criznittle> ok don't care
    Criznittle> on with the questions
    Criznittle> How long have you played this zone for?

     snipeious> 2 months

    Criznittle> and how long have you played this game for

     snipeious> 4 years

C 5:ricKy> wtf 4 yurs

    Criznittle> started when you were 9?

C 5:ricKy> what a wasted childhood

C 5:shoot> prob asian

     snipeious> i use to play paint ball ssz

C 5:ricKy> llo

    Criznittle> i see
    Criznittle> What race are you?

     snipeious> lol brazilian

C 5:ricKy> ouch

    Criznittle> oh very nice

    Terminator> yeah that is cool

    Criznittle> we have a few other brazilians on this squad

     snipeious> who

C 5:ricKy> FUCK PHIL JUST LEFT

    Criznittle> i can't reveal that information at this time

C 8:Terminator> lmao

     snipeious> ok

    Criznittle> do you live in brazil

     snipeious> i use to
    Criznittle> where do you live now

     snipeious> texas

    Criznittle> very nice

     snipeious> houstion

C 5:ricKy> gross
C 5:ricKy> ask if he ever played while in brazil

    Criznittle> Did you play this game when you lived in brazil?

     snipeious> dude am takin a test here
     snipeious> yea

C 5:ricKy> lmao

    Criznittle> impressive
    Criznittle> i think that's about it for the general questions
    Criznittle> ricky will commence the real test now

         ricKy> Thank you, Criz.

     snipeious> lol!

         ricKy> I will begin with the logic section, which will test your mental acuity.
         ricKy> Are you ready to begin?

     snipeious> yes

C 5:Criznittle> already laughing

         ricKy> You will have 30 seconds to answer each question.

     snipeious> ok

P   Gho$tFace-> lol are you guys fucking with this kid?

P   Criznittle> obviously

         ricKy> If you speak before I say "YOU MAY SPEAK", you will be given a strike.

P   Gho$tFace-> gg

         ricKy> Three strikes, and you are disqualified.

     snipeious> ok

         ricKy> Understood?

C 8:Terminator> lol

         ricKy> I DID NOT SAY YOU MAY SPEAK

     snipeious> yes

C 5:PhilStatic> how did these tests get started 

         ricKy> One strike.

C 8:shoot> love tests

         ricKy> Two strikes.

     snipeious> lol

C 5:PhilStatic> cant remember

C 5:Criznittle> lmfaomaslmlamo

         ricKy> First question:
         ricKy> If Greg Maddux and Lance "One-Ball" Armstrong were engaged in a footrace, who would be victorious?
         ricKy> You may speak.

C 5:shoot> flamo
C 5:shoot> love ricky back

     snipeious> lets guess greg maddux

         ricKy> Okay.

    Criznittle> wow how did he know that

         ricKy> I don't know.

     snipeious> guess

         ricKy> Everyone usually picks OneBall.

    Criznittle> don't guess

         ricKy> Next task:

P   Criznittle> yes
         ricKy> Create a joke that contains the punchline "Thick black rod".

C 5:shoot> ha, just pm'd him and told him not to guess.. this is serious and he needs to answer w/ his heart

         ricKy> You have 30 seconds.

C 5:Criznittle> flamo

P   Gho$tFace-> lol homeboy ricky is a funny mother fucker

     snipeious> u never told me to speck

P   Criznittle> sure is

         ricKy> You may speak.

     snipeious> lol

         ricKy> You now have 40 seconds.

C 5:ricKy> oh wow

C 5:Criznittle> he's smart

C 5:ricKy> ya

C 5:shoot> too smart
C 5:shoot> awww
C 5:shoot> a little rick jr
?
C 5:ricKy> no

     snipeious> wut color is a thick black rod wen it in the water

C 5:ricKy> i would not have selected greg maddux

C 5:shoot> me either

         ricKy> I don't know, what?

     snipeious> iono 
     snipeious> lol

         ricKy> Hahahaha.

         shoot> rofl

    Criznittle> oh a no-joke joke

         shoot> nice

    Criznittle> very clever

         ricKy> Yes.

         shoot> indeed

         ricKy> Next question:
         ricKy> If Jimmy Dean was a trash picker, and each day he collected 5 gallons of trash from the street, but one day his prosititute Tanya Mack decided she would assist in trash picking, what is the maximum number of "turns" Tanya could make that night,
         ricKy> assuming that Jimmy Dean would be filming each "turn" she made,
         ricKy> and that there would be a $20 fee assessed for each gallon of garbage he retrieved,

C 5:PhilStatic> lol

C 5:shoot> rofl

     snipeious> gallons ? maybe pound but not gallons

         ricKy> and that the local state laws state that prostitution is illegal,
         ricKy> LAST WARNING.

     snipeious> ops

         ricKy> and that the variable interest rate on home mortgage loans in the area was 5.45%?
         ricKy> Please phrase your answer in the form of a mixed fraction.
         ricKy> You may speak.

P   Criznittle> the answer is tomahawk flame

     snipeious> tomahack flame
     snipeious> lol

C 5:ricKy> LMAO
C 5:ricKy> WHO TOLD HIM THAT

C 5:Criznittle> 

     snipeious> got that from criz

         ricKy> That is correct.

    Criznittle> wtf why did you tell him

C 5:shoot> lol

         ricKy> Next task:

C 5:PhilStatic> lol whatever happened to that guy

         ricKy> What is the punchline to the joke that begins, "Two peanuts were walking down the road..."?
         ricKy> You may speak.

     snipeious> why did

C 5:PhilStatic> should mix in some of the tree story

C 5:ricKy> guess punchline is not in his vocabulary

     snipeious> .lp

C 5:shoot> that's twice he didnt get punchline

         ricKy> Criz, is that an acceptable answer?

    Criznittle> I don't believe so.

         ricKy> I see.
         ricKy> That is incorrect.
         ricKy> Next question:

P   Criznittle> you're doing great so far

P    snipeious> ok
P   Criznittle> just answer seriously
P   Criznittle> ricky likes confidence in a player

         ricKy> If that which is true cannot be due to false in the bark of seventy-three creative minds failing to in that purposely fail destroyed by fortification raisin bran, how is that pork ninety-five qualify chit taler juice fruit caucasians?
         ricKy> You may speak.

C 5:shoot> juice fruit caucasians!

     snipeious> pass

         ricKy> Is that acceptable, Criz?

    Criznittle> He's allowed 1 pass.

         ricKy> Alright.

    Criznittle> Should have saved your life lines for the harder questions

     snipeious> lol

         ricKy> Yeah.
         ricKy> Next task:
         ricKy> Create a poem that uses the rhyming words "leaner, seen her, beaner, weiner, and blaxican".
         ricKy> You have one minute.
         ricKy> You may speak.

C 5:ricKy> sure is a catchy song

     snipeious> do i use those words?

C 5:Criznittle> which

         ricKy> Yes.
C 5:ricKy> bang bang

    Criznittle> Only 57 seconds remaining.

     snipeious> seen her weiner to the foot steps leaner makin them feel like blaxican but they were never beaner

         ricKy> Wow.

C 5:shoot> OMFG
C 5:shoot> pro

    Criznittle> Spectacular answer.

         ricKy> Criz, I do believe that is the most wonderful response to that question we have ever seen.

    Criznittle> That makes up for his pass

         ricKy> Yes.

C 8:Terminator> lmfoa

         ricKy> You get your pass back.
         ricKy> Next question:
         ricKy> Are you a virgin?
         ricKy> You may speak.

     snipeious> yes

T        shoot> was beautiful

         ricKy> Hmm.

    Criznittle> Good.

         ricKy> I see.
         ricKy> Next question:

     snipeious> am only 13 closest i got was makin out w/a chick in bed

C 8:Terminator> how often do u guys get a victem for this?

C 8:Criznittle> once a year

C 8:Terminator> lol

    Criznittle> We are all virgins here also.

         ricKy> If Richard Simmons threatened to force you into allowing him to slide his "manly rod" into your "safe deposit box" on the border of Spain and Portugal, how would you react?
         ricKy> Assume that the only items available to your are a toothbrush and a super-soaker.
         ricKy> You may speak.

C 5:shoot> wish i knew how your brain worked rick

C 5:ricKy> me too

     snipeious> i wouldnt allow it lol

C 8:Terminator> rofl how does ricky come up with this shit

C 5:shoot> say
C 5:shoot> what would you say if i told you i was richard simmons

C 5:ricKy> oh does he have obscene on or something

P   Criznittle> the answer is actually mike the dishwasher eskimo
P   Criznittle> but don't say i told you
P   Criznittle> it's an encrypted question

     snipeious> wait

         ricKy> What if he handcuffed you to the toilet seat?

C 5:shoot> shit, mine was on too

C 5:Criznittle>  Criznittle> the answer is actually mike the dishwasher eskimo
C 5:Criznittle>   Criznittle> but don't say i told you

C 5:ricKy> LMAO

C 5:Criznittle>  Criznittle> it's an encrypted question

C 5:ricKy> did you ever call him back

C 5:Criznittle> don't have his number

C 5:ricKy> :(
C 5:ricKy> need to call alaska again

C 5:Criznittle> for sure

     snipeious> can i speck

         ricKy> Yes.

C 8:Terminator> rofl

         ricKy> You have 10 seconds.

     snipeious> dishwaser
     snipeious> lol

         ricKy> More specific please.

C 5:shoot> lol

     snipeious> eskimo ?

         ricKy> What is his name?

C 5:Criznittle> flmaomlamo

         ricKy> You have 4 seconds.
         ricKy> You have 3 seconds.

C 5:shoot> lol

         ricKy> Time is up.

    Criznittle> Reset back to 10 seconds.

     snipeious> lol

         ricKy> Oh.
         ricKy> Yes, master.

    Criznittle> I don't believe he understands the question.

         ricKy> You have 10 seconds.

P   Criznittle> c'mon you know this one

C 5:ricKy> how hard is it to type mike

P    snipeious> nope

C 5:Criznittle> serious i just told him

C 5:ricKy> god

P   Criznittle> it's michael

     snipeious> micael

C 5:ricKy> ruining my pace

         ricKy> Hmm.
         ricKy> Is that acceptable?

     snipeious> michael

         ricKy> Okay.

    Criznittle> That was his full name.

         ricKy> Great!

    Criznittle> Fantastic

P    snipeious> lol =)

         ricKy> Next question:

P   Criznittle> lucky i'm helping you

         ricKy> Who is gayer, Criznittle or ricKy?
         ricKy> You may speak.

P   Criznittle> try to get these on your own now

P    snipeious> k

         ricKy> You have 2 seconds.

C 8:Terminator> that one is ez

     snipeious> none lol

C 8:ricKy> SURE IS.

C 8:shoot> spaz

         ricKy> Wow.

    Criznittle> He figured out the trick question.

         ricKy> The correct answer was "Criznittle".
         ricKy> Oh please.
         ricKy> Next question:

    Criznittle> Criznittle is also acceptable

     snipeious> lol

C 8:Terminator> lmfao

         ricKy> If Inspector Gadget had sex with Penny, who will Scooby Doo get to enjoy "doggy-style" intercourse with THIS time?
         ricKy> You may speak.

     snipeious> birney spres

C 5:Criznittle> surprised you remember penny

C 5:ricKy> ya
C 5:ricKy> dont know how that popped up

         ricKy> Correct.

    Criznittle> extra points on correct spelling of her name

         ricKy> Second-to-penultimate question:
         ricKy> Yes.

     snipeious> that girl who made ops i did it again

    PhilStatic> lol

C 8:Terminator> rofl criz

    Criznittle> very nice

C 8:shoot> lol

         shoot> i love ops i did it again

    Terminator> lol

    Criznittle> it's the top birney spres song

C 8:shoot> lol

         ricKy> If Anna Nicole Smith and Dave Grohl of the Foo Fighters were involved in a music video advertising Nike and Michael Jordan was scheduled to appear but could not because he was involved in a large sex tape scandal involving your mother and three unkn
         ricKy> men in masks, how many court appeals would be necessary to approve the appearance of yourself in a similar advertisement, assuming that you would have to wear a latex condom on all of your appendages, equal to the length of your penis in centimeters
         ricKy> Also, explain your answer.
         ricKy> You may speak.

P   Criznittle> 24
P   Criznittle> and steve urkel
P   Criznittle> are the 2 answers

C 5:ricKy> wish i could have some digiorno

P   Criznittle> don't mess it up

     snipeious> or
     snipeious> steave urkel

P   Criznittle> don't forget 24

         ricKy> I believe the correct answer was Gary Coleman, but that is acceptable.

         shoot> not gary coleman
         shoot> it was manuel

    Criznittle> 24 would have also been acceptable

         ricKy> Next question:
         ricKy> Who is gayer than shoot?

     snipeious> spaz

         ricKy> Wow.

    Criznittle> That's the best answer i've seen in 14 years

         ricKy> Agreed.
         ricKy> Next question:

     snipeious> am not even that old

         ricKy> Would you rather get a blowjob, or a job that blows?

     snipeious> blowjob by a hot gurl

         ricKy> I did not say you may speak.

     snipeious> lol

    Criznittle> Minus 1 pass

         ricKy> You lose your pass.

     snipeious> fuck

         ricKy> Next question:

P   Criznittle> can you silence firzen

         ricKy> If a train is approaching your household at 100mph, and another train is approaching your house at 200mph from the opposite direction, and both trains are the same distance from your home but one train contains Timothy Baker Smith, the fattest man o
         ricKy> earth,
         ricKy> How many of your illegitimately conceived children would you be able to rescue before Timothy belches, causing a 9.0 earthquake resulting in the total destruction of your entire hometown?
         ricKy> You may speak.

    Criznittle> TBS could slow down a train by quite a bit
    Criznittle> keep that in mind

         ricKy> Yes.
         ricKy> TBS is crucial.

     snipeious> 7 ppl

P   Criznittle> it's actually 24

         ricKy> And what are their names?
         ricKy> You may speak.

     snipeious> they dont got names no one loves them so they are nameless

C 5:Criznittle> getting a comedy headache

C 5:shoot> rofl

         ricKy> That is the most rude answer I have ever seen.
         ricKy> You should be ashamed.

     snipeious> aha

C 8:Terminator> lmfao

         ricKy> But, that is correct.

    Criznittle> rude but correct

         ricKy> Next question:

     snipeious> how many more questions man

         ricKy> What kind of pie do you like most
         ricKy> You may speak.

     snipeious> these are ez and fun
     snipeious> homemade :)

         ricKy> ...to put your penis into?

C 5:shoot> after all this, make him duel criz to 1

         ricKy> I see.

C 5:shoot> and when he loses
C 5:shoot> tell him he cant join

    Terminator> lol

     snipeious> yea homemade

C 5:Criznittle> k

         ricKy> That is sick.
         ricKy> Only a few more questions.
         ricKy> Then we move to the final portion of the exam.

P    snipeious> how many more questions man

         ricKy> Next question:

P   Criznittle> only a few more

         ricKy> What is your favorite musical artist, band, or group?
         ricKy> Also, give the complete lyrics to one of their songs, replacing any instance of the word "the" with "homosexual rape".
         ricKy> You may speak.

     snipeious> g3 (brasilian band) and they are a jesus kinda band

         shoot> jesus?

         ricKy> Christ.

     snipeious> like chirstian

         shoot> oh, i thought you were talking about spaz

C 5:ricKy> this person cant be 13
C 5:ricKy> bedtime was like 6 hours ago
         ricKy> Last question:

    Criznittle> then the lightning round

         ricKy> Compose a fairy tale that involves a wicked witch, ten gnomes, a statue of Dennis Rodman, the toothfairy, invisible creatures, Chef, a large garden salad, and a variety of flowers; the moral of the story must be, "Sometimes all you need are sweaty b
         ricKy> Also, you must use the phrase "hot carl" at least three times.
         ricKy> You may speak.

    Terminator> this one is hard it got me when i took the test

         shoot> sweaty b?

         ricKy> Sweaty balls.
         ricKy> I'm sorry.

         shoot> just making sure he knew

     snipeious> hot carl isnt hot carl hes hot carl the end
     snipeious> also they all died

         ricKy> Okay.

C 5:shoot> shadow pw?

C 5:ricKy> CRIZ

C 5:Criznittle> ?

         ricKy> For the final portion of the exam, you will engage in a duel with Criznittle.
         ricKy> With special rules.

     snipeious> k

C 5:ricKy> does this place have a duel arena
C 5:ricKy> or just gay arenas

C 5:Criznittle> ya

C 5:ricKy> ok

P        shoot> pw to shadow?

    Criznittle> head on over to ?go duel
P   Criznittle> Darkness is the pw

C 5:ricKy> make some fucked up rules

C 5:Criznittle> i am

C 5:shoot> he has to run away from you for 1 minute w/o dying
C 5:shoot> or can only use bombs

P   Criznittle> go north

P    snipeious> wut ship

    Criznittle> here are the duel rules snipe

P    snipeious> wut ship

    Criznittle> You must win this duel by 5, only i can use items and no typing unless i am shooting bombs

P    snipeious> wut ship!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

P   Criznittle> 2

C 5:ricKy> lol

C 5:shoot> nice

    Gho$tFace-> gg^

C 5:ricKy> make him spin around the whole time

    Criznittle> If at any point you are lower than 60 energy you forfeit the match.

P         Muzz> you will never replicate the original test lol

     snipeious> wtf

  blondemoment> omg lol

    Criznittle> Begin.

C 5:shoot> rofl

    Criznittle> gg

C 5:ricKy> lmfao

    Gho$tFace-> gg he forfeits

     snipeious> i lost

    Criznittle> You lose.

      firzen11> owned

     snipeious> wtf 

    Gho$tFace-> bad aim criz

    Criznittle> Great attempt

     snipeious> i cant even shot
     snipeious> shoot

         ricKy> You may retake the test after six months.

C 5:shoot> rofl

  blondemoment> lol

P    snipeious> wtf

      firzen11> rofl

C 5:shoot> im so happy

P   Criznittle> sorry bud, you failed

P    snipeious> how

      firzen11> lol

P    snipeious> if i cant get less than 60 ?

P    snipeious> how can i pass

P blondemoment> you guys are so mean lol

         ricKy> See you in January!

P    snipeious> how could i fuckin pass

     snipeious> how in th fuck could i pass

      firzen11> lol

         shoot> there's a way

      firzen11> rofl

P   Criznittle> When you become more wise you will understand.

         shoot> we all passed

C 8:Criznittle>  snipeious> how could i fuckin pass

      firzen11> u stay in safe

C 8:Criznittle> Criznittle> When you become more wise you will understand.

C 8:ricKy> lol

C 8:shoot> rly could pass by being another ship
C 8:shoot> no rules about being a dif ship

C 8:ricKy> ya

C 8:Criznittle> i told him ship 2

C 8:shoot> oh

C 8:ricKy> aw
!
     snipeious> am try to join Attitude+
snipeious> ohh lol
P   snipeious> i sould hav stayed in safe

P  Criznittle>  :)

P   snipeious> is that right?

5:ricKy> lol

P  Criznittle> Yes, you are very wise