Shadow Test 1.5
Featuring: Scorpion King !!, ricKy, LiD, Criznittle, Doug Bents!






C 6:Scorpion King !!> hello
C 6:Criznittle> rick and lid will be issuing ur test
C 6:Scorpion King !!> k
C 6:ricKy> Hello Scorpion King !!, How are you?
C 6:Scorpion King !!> is this the official chat of shadow?
C 6:ricKy> Scorpion King !!, I want to ask you a bunch of questions, and i want them answered immediately
C 6:Scorpion King !!> im fine how are you...
C 6:Scorpion King !!> k
C 6:Scorpion King !!> im redy
C 6:ricKy> First Scorpion King !!, i would like to just get to know you
C 6:Scorpion King !!> k
C 1:Criznittle> rick is doing arnold
C 6:ricKy> Who's Your daddy Scorpion King !!, and what does he do?
C 1:Criznittle> lmao
C 6:Scorpion King !!> ????
C 1:Criznittle> answer him
C 6:ricKy> Stop Whining!
C 6:ricKy> C'mon Scorpion King !! don't bullsh*t me
C 6:ricKy> Who's Your daddy Scorpion King !!, and what does he do?
C 6:Scorpion King !!> y do u want to know my dad?
C 6:ricKy> Stop It!
C 6:Criznittle> just answer him scorp
C 6:ricKy> One of us is in deep trouble!
C 6:ricKy> Who's Your daddy Scorpion King !!, and what does he do?
C 6:Scorpion King !!> umm hes a engineer
C 6:ricKy> COOKIES? WHO TOLD YOU YOU COULD EAT MY COOKIES?
C 1:Criznittle> lmao
C 6:ricKy> C'mon Scorpion King !! don't bullsh*t me
C 6:Scorpion King !!> no one told me
C 6:ricKy> Go to hell...
C 6:ricKy> Who's Your daddy Scorpion King !!, and what does he do?
P :scorpian king !!:the test may sound weird but its to see what kind of person u are under pressure
C 1:Criznittle> rofl
C 6:Scorpion King !!> i already told u
C 6:ricKy> What I want to know is, why would a priest try to kill someone?
C 6:Scorpion King !!> he wouldnt
C 1:Criznittle> lmao rick
C 6:ricKy> Don't bullshit me
C 6:Scorpion King !!> maybe he stole his bible.....?
C 6:ricKy> You're a fucking choirboy compared to me
C 6:Criznittle> answer him seriously scorp
C 6:ricKy> A CHOIR BOY
C 6:Scorpion King !!> maybe the theif stole his bible???
C 6:ricKy> There is someone in my house, eating my birthday cake, with my family
C 6:ricKy> WHAT THE FUCK??
C 1:Criznittle> lmao
C 6:Scorpion King !!> is that a question?
C 6:ricKy> Yes.
C 6:Scorpion King !!> maybe,the cake was too delicious for his eyes
C 1:Doug Bents!> whats rick doing
C 1:LiD> lol get on old schem chat tum
C 6:ricKy> I can do this all day along.
C 1:LiD> its @@@@@@@@@@@@@
C 6:ricKy> What the hell did you do?
C 6:ricKy> C'mon Scorpion King !! don't bullsh*t me
T Criznittle> marines like gay sex
C 6:Scorpion King !!> i told him to stop eatting the cake
C 6:ricKy> What I want to know is, where is my family?
C 6:Scorpion King !!> their right beside you....
C 6:ricKy> Give me your address.
C 6:Scorpion King !!> 123 maple avenue
C 6:Criznittle> be serious
C 6:Scorpion King !!> in NYC 
C 6:ricKy> I don't believe you.
C 6:ricKy> Go to hell.
C 6:Doug Bents!> omfg thats where i live
C 6:Scorpion King !!> ?
C 6:Doug Bents!> stfu
C 6:Criznittle> ricky is the main provider 
C 6:Criznittle> dont make him angry
C 6:Scorpion King !!> i live in ottawa
C 6:ricKy> We don't have enough time for you to be shocked right now.
C 6:Scorpion King !!> 40 shadetree
C 6:ricKy> Now who is your daddy, and what does he do?
C 6:Scorpion King !!> my dad is Ngui and he is a engineeer
C 6:ricKy> Oh you must be very proud of yourself.
C 6:ricKy> My CPU is a neuronet processor, a learning computer.
C 1:LiD> ask him about they rock
C 1:LiD> he likes scorpian king
C 6:ricKy> You should not drink and bake.
C 6:ricKy> YOU LACK DISCIPLINE
C 6:Scorpion King !!> ?
C 6:ricKy> What happens in a few days?
C 6:Scorpion King !!> wat happens in a few...
C 6:ricKy> Don't bullshit me.
C 6:Scorpion King !!> gtg soon
C 6:ricKy> You're a psychopathic bitch.
C 6:Scorpion King !!> ??
C 1:Criznittle> lol
C 1:LiD> lol
C 6:ricKy> STOP IT
C 6:Scorpion King !!> stop wat...
C 6:ricKy> Stop being such a pussy.
C 6:Doug Bents!> r u going 2 be gone for the past few days?????
C 6:Criznittle> he must think ur the real scorpion king
C 6:ricKy> I have a few more questions.
C 6:Criznittle> he talks to the rock like this
C 6:Scorpion King !!> no im not going to be gone in two days
C 6:ricKy> I'm really really sorry.
C 6:ricKy> Who are you?
C 6:Doug Bents!> NO ITS NOT
C 1:Criznittle> lol
C 6:Scorpion King !!> my name is Chen
C 6:ricKy> You want a gift on my birthday?
C 6:Doug Bents!> HAWKMANIA???
C 6:Scorpion King !!> no i do not want a gift on your birth dauy
C 6:ricKy> Cookies?
C 6:Scorpion King !!> sure
C 6:ricKy> WHO TOLD YOU YOU COULD EAT MY COOKIES?
C 6:ricKy> STOP IT
C 6:Scorpion King !!> no one did
C 6:Criznittle> did u rly eat his cookies scorp?
C 6:ricKy> You're a psychopathic bitch.
C 6:Doug Bents!> AFFIRMATIVE
C 6:Criznittle> thats fucked up
C 6:Scorpion King !!> i didnt eat his cookies
C 6:ricKy> Hey I'm talking here.
C 7:Criznittle> Internal+ vs. Shadow, SUNDAY 21 Dec, 23:00 GMT.
C 6:Scorpion King !!> im listening
C 6:ricKy> They say breakfast is the most important meal of the day.
C 6:ricKy> What the hell were you thinking?
C 6:Scorpion King !!> i didnt eat it b/c i was in a hurry for scool
C 6:Criznittle> school*
C 6:ricKy> WELL, I HOPE YOU LEAVE ENOUGH ROOM FOR MY FIST BECAUSE IM GOING TO RAM IT INTO YOUR STOMACH!
C 6:Scorpion King !!> ye
C 6:Criznittle> u lose 3 points for misspelling
C 6:Scorpion King !!> ew
C 6:ricKy> I would like to talk to you about Thomas Aquinas.
C 6:LiD> you're doing good so far scorpian
C 6:Scorpion King !!> who thomas aquinas
C 1:Criznittle> where u getting these
C 1:Criznittle> his soundboard?
C 6:ricKy> One of us is in deep trouble.
C 1:ricKy> yes
C 1:Criznittle> gg
C 6:ricKy> Where is my family?
C 1:LiD> sound boarD?
C 6:Scorpion King !!> right beside you
C 6:ricKy> You're damaged goods, lady.
C 6:ricKy> Don't bullshit me.
C 1:Criznittle> rick called my nigro with it
C 6:ricKy> WHAT THE HELL DID YOU DO?
C 6:Doug Bents!> MY TOILETS OVERFLOWING
C 1:LiD> wtf is it
C 6:Scorpion King !!> are they in your house
C 1:Criznittle> click it
C 6:ricKy> Negative.
C 1:Criznittle> makes a sound
C 6:Doug Bents!> SPREEDING ALL OVER FLOOR
C 1:LiD> where?
C 6:ricKy> WHAT THE FUCK?
C 6:ricKy> WHAT THE FUCK DID I DO WRONG?
C 6:Doug Bents!> PLUNGER DIDNT DO SHIT
C 6:Doug Bents!> NO SER TOO MUCH WATER ON FLOOR
C 6:ricKy> God damn minivan.
C 6:Scorpion King !!> umm i put too much toilet paper down the tooilet??
C 6:Doug Bents!> well gd mop it up or something
C 1:Criznittle> http://www.ebaumsworld.com/arnolds1.html
C 6:ricKy> WELL I'VE GOT NEWS FOR YOU. YOU ARE MINE NOW. YOU BELONG TO ME.
C 6:LiD> good answer
C 6:Doug Bents!> shut the water valve
C 6:ricKy> Shut up.
C 6:Doug Bents!> CAN I STILL FLUSH WHEN ITS OFF
C 6:ricKy> STOP SHOUTING, I AM NOT DEAF.
C 6:Doug Bents!> OK WHERE MY BOTS
C 6:Scorpion King !!> umm any more ques.?
C 6:ricKy> Hello Scorpion King !!, How are you?
C 6:Doug Bents!> O GD SHIO THATS GROSS
C 6:ricKy> Scorpion King !!, I want to ask you a bunch of questions, and i want them answered immediately
C 1:Criznittle> lol
C 6:Scorpion King !!> im fine...how arew you..?
C 6:Doug Bents!> what if i had a dog and it started to drink it
C 6:ricKy> COOKIES WHO TOLD YOU YOU COULD EAT MY YOURE A PSYCHOPATHIC BITCH
C 6:Criznittle> how arew you
C 6:Doug Bents!> OMG IT LEAKED INTO THE HALL
C 6:Criznittle> minus 2 points
C 6:Scorpion King !!> im fine...
C 6:ricKy> Do me a favor.
C 6:Scorpion King !!> ok
C 6:ricKy> Go to hell.
C 6:Doug Bents!> BUT IT RLY OVERFLOWED
C 6:Scorpion King !!> im already in hell
C 6:Doug Bents!> stop asking questions.
C 6:LiD> AAW (
C 6:ricKy> Go to hell.
C 1:Criznittle> start a new test rick
C 1:Criznittle> this one is getting old
C 6:Doug Bents!> CANT FIND MY BOOTS
C 6:Scorpion King !!> im already in hell, how can i go t ohell...?
C 6:LiD> you're doing good so far scorpian
C 6:Doug Bents!> OK IM GOING TO USE MY BAND SHOES INSTEAD
C 6:Criznittle> yes
C 6:ricKy> Hello, my name is Mr. Burns.
C 6:ricKy> Am I turning you on?
C 6:Criznittle> u almost past the spelling part of the test
C 6:Scorpion King !!> good day to you mr.burns
C 6:ricKy> Weeeeelllllll, if it isn't the leader of the nerd patrol, boning up on his nerd lessons
C 1:Criznittle> rofl
C 6:ricKy> You are gay.
C 6:Scorpion King !!> mr burns is not turning me on
C 6:ricKy> I have misplaced my pants.
C 6:ricKy> What about the weiner?
C 6:Scorpion King !!> buy new pants then...
C 6:ricKy> Look, if you don't like it, go to Russia.
C 6:Scorpion King !!> but im in russia right now
C 6:ricKy> Can you repeat the part of the stuff where you said all about the uh...things?
C 6:ricKy> Don't bullshit me.
C 6:Scorpion King !!> yes i say that in the address
C 6:Scorpion King !!> and the 
C 6:ricKy> SPEAK ENGLISH MOTHER FUCKER
C 1:ricKy> afk
C 6:Scorpion King !!> i did
C 1:Criznittle> k im gonna do eminem
C 1:ricKy> lol
C 6:Criznittle> hey man
C 6:Criznittle> how you doin?
C 6:Scorpion King !!> if ididnt speak english, how would you know its not english
C 6:Criznittle> how you doin?
C 6:Scorpion King !!> im fine criz
C 6:Criznittle> lilly
C 6:Criznittle> lemme just say this
C 1:ricKy> the fuck is lilly
C 1:Criznittle> lol
C 6:Criznittle> im a grown man!
C 6:Scorpion King !!> oh ok
C 6:Criznittle> what are you gonna do?
C 6:Criznittle> dont play fuckin stupid
C 6:Scorpion King !!> im going to say good for you
C 6:Criznittle> you aint the future
C 4:Slurm> u know lytas dad beat the dog up?
C 4:ricKy> yes
C 4:Slurm> hes col
C 6:Criznittle> WTF MAN!!
C 4:ricKy> i have known several times
C 4:LiD> lol
C 6:Doug Bents!> WIPE THE DEW OFF THE LILLY
C 6:Scorpion King !!> i made the future!!
C 6:Scorpion King !!> muwahahaha
C 4:Slurm> id wish hed beat lyta
C 6:Criznittle> come here baby
C 4:LiD> shed shoot hes ass with the rocket launcher
C 6:Criznittle> fuck you
C 4:Slurm> oh forgot about taht
C 6:Criznittle> i told you not to fkn sign me up
C 6:Scorpion King !!> ew
C 6:Scorpion King !!> sign u up for nothing....?
C 6:LiD> are you finished scorpian
C 6:LiD> tell me what you have learned so far
C 6:Scorpion King !!> finished wat
C 6:LiD> in 6 letters or more
C 6:Criznittle> please
C 6:Criznittle> try to make it 7 letters
C 6:LiD> atleast
C 6:Criznittle> and tommohawk flame is not accepted anymore
C 4:Slurm> wanna duel lid?
C 6:Scorpion King !!> umm i learned nothing but where i see a family of ricy's and i saw where the toilet was leaking
C 4:LiD> am busy testin shadow recruits
C 6:Scorpion King !!> i also learned your personality
C 6:Criznittle> hello, and how are you today?
C 6:Doug Bents!> ok here
C 6:Doug Bents!> finish the following phrases
C 6:Criznittle> can i please have ur first name only and ur birthdate please
C 6:Scorpion King !!> i have t ogo....
C 6:Criznittle> yaaa ya hahaha haah
C 6:Doug Bents!> ."If you were a handful of genital crabs....
C 6:Doug Bents!> whats next
C 6:Criznittle> dont do it, alright?
C 6:Doug Bents!> FINISH THE SENTENCE
C 6:Criznittle> im seenig a new baby in the next 3 months
C 6:LiD> Trust me.
C 6:Criznittle> ya dats the daddy
C 6:Criznittle> your a libra 
C 6:Doug Bents!> ok the correct answer is
C 6:Doug Bents!> I’d never change my underwear."
C 6:Criznittle> ..
C 6:Criznittle> so tumish
C 6:Doug Bents!> ."once you go black.....
C 6:Scorpion King !!> no my dad;i have to go...
C 6:Scorpion King !!> sorry
C 6:LiD> tell him you're taking the shadow test
C 6:ricKy> Go to hell.
C 6:LiD> he will understand
C 6:Criznittle> you cant leave yet
C 6:Scorpion King !!> i hope, i did my best on the oral test
C 6:Doug Bents!> FINISH SENTENCE
C 6:LiD> he took it when he was a boy
C 6:Criznittle> wer eon the 2nd to last question
C 6:LiD> there has been no oral yet
C 6:Doug Bents!> correct answer
C 6:Criznittle> lid gives the official oral
C 6:Doug Bents!> ..you cant get any credit"
C 6:Doug Bents!> A man is rich in proportion to... 
C 6:Doug Bents!> finish
C 1:Criznittle> Scorpion Kin> sorry criz but i tried my best
C 6:Doug Bents!> ...the number of things which he can afford to let alone.
C 6:Scorpion King !!> hello?
C 6:ricKy> You have failed.
C 6:Scorpion King !!> ahhh
C 6:Scorpion King !!> the test is very hard...
C 6:LiD> you may leave now scorpian
C 6:Scorpion King !!> ok