Joining Shadow pt.1
				 Featuring shadowdevil86, ricKy, Criznittle, Theory



Log file open: session.log

C 7:shadowdevil86> criz

C 7:Criznittle> hi

C 7:shadowdevil86> when can u test me

C 7:Criznittle> lid will test you

C 7:shadowdevil86> lid
C 7:shadowdevil86> when can u test me

C 7:Criznittle> he's our #1 tester

C 7:shadowdevil86> 8x8?
C 7:shadowdevil86> lol

C 7:Criznittle> ohh
C 7:Criznittle> he gave u the math test?

C 7:shadowdevil86> yesterday
C 7:shadowdevil86> kinda

C 7:Criznittle> ur lucky

C 7:shadowdevil86> why
 
C 7:Criznittle> lucky he didnt do the history test

C 7:shadowdevil86> cause im me
C 7:shadowdevil86> he kindsa did
C 7:shadowdevil86> who won the war of 1812
   
C 5:Criznittle> see this phil?
C 8:Criznittle> u got it?
C 7:Criznittle> u got it?

C 7:shadowdevil86> think so

C 7:Criznittle> good job

C 7:shadowdevil86> thx 
C 7:shadowdevil86> kennys last name
C 7:shadowdevil86> had to think bout that 1

C 7:Criznittle> oh ya
C 7:Criznittle> how old are you
  
C 7:shadowdevil86> 13
C 7:shadowdevil86> i watch south park every dam day

C 7:Criznittle> its on every day?

C 7:shadowdevil86> no

C 7:Theory> lmao

C 7:shadowdevil86> but if it wa si would lol

C 7:Criznittle> gg

C 7:shadowdevil86> thx

C 2:Criznittle> god this guy is fun

C 7:Theory> criz who is this fgt

C 7:Criznittle> theory will test you now
C 2:Criznittle> SHHH

C 7:shadowdevil86> ok then

C 7:Criznittle> he's a cadet

C 7:Theory> erm
C 7:Theory> cool guy*

C 7:shadowdevil86> thx

C 5:PhilStatic> I do now lmao

C 2:Criznittle> ask him math questions

C 7:shadowdevil86> i know

C 7:Theory> wtf?

C 7:shadowdevil86> i unno\

C 7:Theory> k i got on

C 7:shadowdevil86> lets begin

C 7:Theory> e

C 7:shadowdevil86> ok

C 7:Criznittle> phil and theory are our #1 testers

C 7:Theory> if iam supposed to make 400 dollars a week, but end up making 323.50 every week, how much is taken per dollar due to income tax

C 7:shadowdevil86> 8%

C 7:Criznittle> ooo smart one
C 7:Criznittle> he went straight for the %

C 7:shadowdevil86> thx

C 7:Theory> he has my vote
P (Theory)> ???

P :Theory:he's trying to get in shadow
P :Theory:were giving him bs tests

P (Theory)>is this for real?

P :Theory:for him it is

P (Theory)>bs k

P :Theory:its a joke for us
P :Theory:act real tho
   
P (Theory)>kk

C 5:Criznittle> phil
C 5:Criznittle> wanna test him

C 7:Theory> shadow, how good are u at flagging

C 5:PhilStatic> lol maybe later

C 5:Criznittle> aw

C 7:shadowdevil86> pretty good
C 7:shadowdevil86> not excellent
C 7:shadowdevil86> good

C 5:PhilStatic> maybe I can get rick on to test him

C 7:Criznittle> wrong
C 7:Criznittle> the answer was "decent"

C 7:shadowdevil86> ok
C 7:shadowdevil86> i said thta last time

C 5:Criznittle> ricky will abuse him
C 5:Criznittle> with trivia

C 7:shadowdevil86> lol

C 7:Criznittle> hmm
C 7:Criznittle> he's a smart one

C 7:Theory> what do you think youll bring to the squad if you are accepted

C 7:Criznittle> so far you've passed most of the tests

C 7:shadowdevil86> i can help u flag better probly i know sum flagging stuff
C 7:shadowdevil86> i cna fight ok
C 7:shadowdevil86> "decent
C 7:shadowdevil86> "

C 7:Criznittle> good job

C 7:Theory> i like your attitude

C 7:Criznittle> me too

C 5:PhilStatic> here he comes

C 7:shadowdevil86> ive been on a couple squads before

C 5:Criznittle> LOL

C 7:shadowdevil86> defrost(almost)
C 7:shadowdevil86> savants

C 7:Criznittle> ricky will give u the final tests

C 7:shadowdevil86> hell$ $satanZ

C 5:Criznittle> is he coming on?

C 7:shadowdevil86> ok

C 5:PhilStatic> said he was

C 7:Criznittle> shadow

C 7:PhilStatic> HI RICK

C 7:shadowdevil86> hi!

C 7:Criznittle> rick will finish ur tests

C 7:shadowdevil86> ok

C 7:ricKy> k

C 7:shadowdevil86> ok
C 7:shadowdevil86> ok then

C 5:Criznittle> lol
C 5:Criznittle> test him rick
C 5:Criznittle> god

C 5:ricKy> test him
C 5:ricKy> phil is supposed to be my recruiter

C 5:Criznittle> ask him retarded questions

C 5:ricKy> k

C 7:shadowdevil86> ok

C 7:ricKy> OK

C 7:shadowdevil86> ok

C 5:PhilStatic> hey rick lid said he was banned for being in rsulk

C 5:ricKy> oh this is just one of your try squad newbs
C 5:ricKy> WTF?

C 5:Criznittle> he wants to join shadow

C 7:shadowdevil86> ok

C 7:ricKy> what is your favorite number and why

C 5:Criznittle> lmao
C 7:Criznittle> answer wisely   
C 5:Criznittle> black will be the right answer

C 7:ricKy> wrong answer = not on the squad

C 7:shadowdevil86> 23 becaus it is the best number ever to be a number my parents got married december 23rd i broke my leg on the 23rd of march my sister was born febuary (2) 3rd(3) 93 

C 5:ricKy> ok is this guy serious

C 7:shadowdevil86> and

C 5:Criznittle> LMAO

C 7:shadowdevil86> it is in sequence
C 7:shadowdevil86> 2 then 3

C 5:Criznittle> ROFL
C 5:Criznittle> he's 13

C 5:ricKy> oh
C 5:ricKy> k then
C 5:Criznittle> its like a minime tavid
C 7:Criznittle> did he get it right?

C 7:shadowdevil86> ok

C 7:ricKy> i was looking for 24 but ill take it

C 7:shadowdevil86> yay

C 5:Criznittle> rofl
C 5:Criznittle> log this

C 7:shadowdevil86> i was close

C 7:ricKy> yes

C 5:Criznittle> lid can make a game out of it

C 7:ricKy> is your mother a milf yes/no

C 7:Theory> i answered no

C 7:ricKy> gd it theory
C 7:ricKy> revealing answers to the test = automatic kick

C 7:Theory>  :(

C 7:Criznittle> yup

P (shadowdevil86)>hi

C 7:ricKy> new question then

P :shadowdevil86:hey

C 7:ricKy> ARE YOU THERE

C 7:shadowdevil86> milf backwords is flim

P :shadowdevil86:answer his questions
C 5:Criznittle> lmao

C 7:shadowdevil86> oh k

C 7:Criznittle> good job

C 7:shadowdevil86> actually yeah

C 5:ricKy> the hell was that
C 5:ricKy> kkkkkk

C 7:Criznittle> flim is correct

C 7:shadowdevil86> ppl say my mom is hot and i slug them

C 7:Theory> do u have a pic?

C 7:shadowdevil86> wtf
C 7:shadowdevil86> lol
C 7:shadowdevil86> my mom ismold

C 7:Criznittle> do u have pics of ur mother

C 7:shadowdevil86> no

C 7:Criznittle> on a scale 1-20 how old is she

C 7:shadowdevil86> do u know who britney spears is?
C 7:shadowdevil86> thats my mom

C 5:PhilStatic> am stealing they T1

C 7:shadowdevil86> not really

C 7:ricKy> if your mother was trapped inside an arctic cave about to be swallowed by a polar bear and your best friend was an eskimo dishwasher named mike how many people would it take to fill the colorado river with krispy kreme donuts

C 7:shadowdevil86> 5
C 7:shadowdevil86> 24

C 7:ricKy> 24? ARE YOU SURE

C 7:shadowdevil86> sure

C 5:Criznittle> LMFAO
C 5:Criznittle> god damn

C 7:ricKy> IF YOU ARE WRONG YOU ARE KICKED ARE YOU SURE

C 7:shadowdevil86> yes
C 7:shadowdevil86> im scared

C 5:Criznittle> mike the dish washer prolly threw him off

C 7:ricKy> ok gg its right

C 7:shadowdevil86> yay

C 7:Criznittle> wow
C 7:Criznittle> ur rly good

C 7:shadowdevil86> thanks

C 7:Criznittle> most people lose by now

C 7:shadowdevil86> thx

C 7:ricKy> only 26 questions left
C 7:ricKy> YES OR NO?

C 7:shadowdevil86> i am smarter than the average idiot

C 5:PhilStatic> lol

C 7:Criznittle> ricky is the final test

C 7:shadowdevil86> ok

C 7:Criznittle> ya u are
C 7:Criznittle> ur well on ur way to becoming Shadow

C 7:shadowdevil86> coolness

C 7:ricKy> next question

C 7:shadowdevil86> ok

C 7:ricKy> do you like animaniacs

C 7:Theory> i mean ur name is destined to be in

C 7:shadowdevil86> hell yeah

C 7:ricKy> OUCH SRY WRONG ANSWER

C 7:shadowdevil86> oh no!

C 7:Criznittle> aw

C 7:ricKy> you may miss 1 more question then you lose

C 7:Theory> wait
C 7:Theory> i don think he read the q right

C 7:Criznittle> dont miss anymore!

C 7:shadowdevil86> ok

C 7:ricKy> oh
C 7:ricKy> did you read the question wrong

C 7:Criznittle> rick can be strict

C 7:ricKy> you can answer again

C 7:shadowdevil86> i think so?
C 7:shadowdevil86> ok
C 7:shadowdevil86> no

C 7:ricKy> GG RIGHT ANSWER

C 5:Criznittle> omfg

C 7:ricKy> the next question counts for 1/2 of your total score
C 7:ricKy> TRUE OR FALSE?

C 7:shadowdevil86> ok

C 7:Criznittle> answer his question

C 7:shadowdevil86> ?

C 7:ricKy> dont help him pls

C 7:Criznittle> sry

C 7:shadowdevil86> what is the question

C 7:ricKy> CORRECT

C 7:shadowdevil86> i think its

C 7:ricKy> GFG

C 5:Criznittle> rofl

C 7:shadowdevil86> ok

C 5:Criznittle> im getting a headache from laffing

C 7:ricKy> the next question will show what kind of person you are

C 7:shadowdevil86> ok

C 7:ricKy> if there was an old lady walking down the street and you were driving a car but it was kind of a crappy car because your milf mom gave it to you as a gift but it was really a gift to her from eskimo dish guy then why cant you figure out whats
C 7:ricKy> going on

C 9:NOuSEFORaNAME.>  hey

C 7:shadowdevil86> question mark after going on?

C 9:Criznittle> yo

C 9:NOuSEFORaNAME.>  hi criz

C 7:ricKy> i cannot reveal that information

C 5:Criznittle> rofl

C 7:shadowdevil86> ok

C 9:Criznittle> u have to see this shit

C 7:shadowdevil86> i cant figure out whats going on
C 7:shadowdevil86> because
C 7:shadowdevil86> i dont pay attention alot and i would burn my car

C 9:NOuSEFORaNAME.>  what

C 7:ricKy> ill accept that answer
C 7:ricKy> though i was looking for '24'

C 5:Criznittle> his answers are so serious

C 5:ricKy> ya

C 7:shadowdevil86> ok then

C 7:ricKy> the next question is 15 questions in one

C 7:Criznittle> doing good man

C 7:Theory> isnt that show on fox?

C 2:Criznittle> try to act serious newb

C 7:ricKy> OK THANKS THEORY YOU JUST RUINED A QUESTION AGAIN

C 7:Theory> gah!

C 7:ricKy> YOURE THIS CLOSE TO GETTING DRAGGED OUT IN THE STREET AND SHOT

C 7:Theory> sorry *zips lip*

C 7:shadowdevil86> can i help as initiation?

C 7:ricKy> NEW QUESTION
C 7:ricKy> HEY, WHOS ASKING THE QUESTIONS HERE?

P       Theory> lol how long is this gonna go on

C 7:ricKy> NEXT QUESTION

C 7:shadowdevil86> u are (trembling with udder fear)

P   Criznittle> until ricky gets tired

C 5:ricKy> lol 'udder' fear

P       Theory> lmao who knows when thatll be

C 5:Criznittle> hm
C 5:Criznittle> poor guy

P   Criznittle> im keeping it logged

P       Theory> lmfao

C 7:Criznittle> rdy for next question?

C 7:Theory> ask the clown question

C 7:ricKy> if theres a horse named 'carl' on the racetrack getting 9-1 odds and yet there is a carl named 'horse' getting 5-3 odds in the same race then how many licks THE ANSWER IS 24 does it take to JK ITS 40 get to the center of carls jr

C 7:shadowdevil86> aye aye captain
C 7:shadowdevil86> 40

C 5:Criznittle> omfg
C 5:Criznittle> rofl

C 7:ricKy> sorry
C 7:ricKy> answer was '40 get to the center of carls jr'

C 9:NOuSEFORaNAME.>  gotta see what criz

C 7:ricKy> lucky for you that question wasnt part of the test

C 9:Criznittle> i'll show u 

C 7:shadowdevil86> i said that it is invisable
C 7:shadowdevil86> lol

C 7:ricKy> ok heres a real question

C 7:shadowdevil86> ok then

C 7:Criznittle> he threw in an icebreaker question

C 7:ricKy> i like to do that

C 7:Criznittle> to get ur adrenaline rushing

C 7:shadowdevil86> me too
C 7:shadowdevil86> me too it helps ppl lose weight

C 7:Criznittle> YA

C 7:Theory> well im off. hope u get in shadow bro

C 7:shadowdevil86> ok then bye

C 7:ricKy> next question: if the squad was actually called 'poopshitters'
C 7:ricKy> answer?

C 7:shadowdevil86> that would be weird

C 7:ricKy> more specific plz

C 7:shadowdevil86> and i probly owuldnt think twice about joining
C 7:shadowdevil86> but then i would

C 7:ricKy> GOOD
C 7:ricKy> THIS IS THE 2ND TO LAST QUESTION

C 7:shadowdevil86> OK

C 7:ricKy> YOU MUST GET THE ANSWER EXACTLY RIGHT, WORD FOR WORD

C 7:Criznittle> oh
C 7:Criznittle> this is hard one
C 7:Criznittle> almost got it wrong when i tryed

C 7:ricKy> if time fly clock devour slime in track 6 of balance calm then how does poop poop da shoot ez furits king chit taler and lagass dishwasher mike 24 24 24 horse named carl this test is a joke and is rigged pass fail pass fail?

C 9:NOuSEFORaNAME.>  every score reset do you have to start over again?

C 5:Criznittle> gg on this test is a joke

C 7:shadowdevil86> hmmm
C 7:shadowdevil86> i

C 5:ricKy> oh did i do that

C 7:shadowdevil86> thinlk
C 7:shadowdevil86> that
C 7:shadowdevil86> the
C 7:shadowdevil86> answer

C 7:ricKy> PHRASE YOUR ANSWER IN THE FORM OF A QUESTION

C 7:shadowdevil86> is the test is rigged and mike is in fact inpersonating a man and is really a women

C 7:ricKy> YOUR ANSWER MUST ALSO RHYME

C 7:shadowdevil86> ok

C 5:ricKy> is he really 13

C 5:Criznittle> i think

C 5:ricKy> seems 3

C 5:Criznittle> he's been going through bs for a few days now
C 5:Criznittle> random questions

C 5:ricKy> o how sad

C 7:shadowdevil86> mike was infact not a man, he was a wo....man, and the test was rigged and i hopefully got it right. bajigg?

C 5:Criznittle> me and lid had easier ones

C 7:ricKy> THAT IS RIGHT

C 7:Criznittle> omfg
C 7:Criznittle> he got it

C 7:ricKy> EXTRA POINTS FOR CORRECT SPELLING OF BAJIGG

C 7:Criznittle> GOOD JOB

C 7:shadowdevil86> lol

C 5:Criznittle> wtf is bajigg

C 5:ricKy> ok

C 7:shadowdevil86> yay!|

C 7:ricKy> THE NEXT QUESTION IS THE 2ND TO LAST QUESTION

C 5:Criznittle> lmao

C 7:shadowdevil86> i thought that was this one?

C 7:ricKy> wtf is bajigg?

C 5:Criznittle> another 2nd to last

C 7:ricKy> ILL DO THE QUESTION TALKING
C 5:ricKy> lol

C 7:shadowdevil86> it means do u agree?

C 7:ricKy> GG

C 7:shadowdevil86> like oops i crapped my pants! bajigg?

C 7:ricKy> and now the last question

C 7:Criznittle> NICE

C 7:ricKy> before the lightning round

C 5:Criznittle> rofl

C 7:ricKy> which will be run by criznittle

C 7:shadowdevil86> ok

C 7:ricKy> of the following, why? -almost 5 inches -24 -eskimo pie -whorebag mother

C 5:ricKy> was it almost 4 or almost 5 cumming in a girls mouth

C 5:Criznittle> almost 5

C 5:ricKy> ok
C 5:ricKy> getting confused

C 5:Criznittle> god
C 5:Criznittle> this guy

C 5:ricKy> gd almost 5 not bad

C 5:Criznittle> must be having a confusion orgasm

C 7:shadowdevil86> ALmost five inches because 2 was cut off, eskimo pie because poo pie is gross, whorebag mother because everyone has to have a living

C 5:ricKy> im having a confusion orgasm because this guy is answering the questions seriously

C 5:Criznittle> lol

C 7:ricKy> YOU ARE MISSING A PART OF THE ANSWER

C 5:Criznittle> rofl

C 7:ricKy> YOU HAVE 45 SECONDS TO RECOVER

C 7:shadowdevil86> why?because
C 7:shadowdevil86> 24 because it is cool

C 7:ricKy> GGGGG

C 7:Criznittle> good job

C 7:ricKy> LIGHTNING ROUND TIME

C 5:Criznittle> f that

C 7:ricKy> BZZ BZZ BZZ

C 7:Criznittle> lightning round will consist of 23 questions

C 7:shadowdevil86> ok
C 7:shadowdevil86> i g2g2 bed in an hour
C 7:shadowdevil86> it is 2:24 am here

C 7:Criznittle> this test will take about 1 hour
C 7:Criznittle> ok
C 7:Criznittle> rdy for #1?

C 7:shadowdevil86> yeah

C 7:Criznittle> how many?

C 7:shadowdevil86> what
C 7:shadowdevil86> 17

C 7:Criznittle> answer between a-z
C 7:Criznittle> please

C 7:shadowdevil86> s

C 7:Criznittle> lower

C 7:shadowdevil86> b

C 7:Criznittle> GJ
C 7:Criznittle> #2
C 7:Criznittle> how many time does it have for?

C 7:shadowdevil86> a3

C 7:Criznittle> incorrect

C 7:shadowdevil86> a5

C 7:Criznittle> #3
C 7:Criznittle> u missed 1 so far

C 7:shadowdevil86> crapola

C 7:Criznittle> what time is it in england if your watch was set back 4 hours and it was 1:00pm
C 7:Criznittle> 10 seconds to answer

C 7:shadowdevil86> in military time 6:00
C 7:shadowdevil86> nvm
C 7:shadowdevil86> 6:00

C 7:Criznittle> YOUR RIGHT

C 7:shadowdevil86> meant sumthin else

C 7:Criznittle> next question
C 7:Criznittle> #blue

C 7:shadowdevil86> oh no

C 7:Criznittle> if you had 2 sticks and 3 balls how would u dispose of the 1 stick
C 5:Criznittle> im bored of lightning round

C 5:ricKy> this fellow ceases to amuse me

C 5:Criznittle> lol

C 7:shadowdevil86> burn it

C 5:Criznittle> this will be a cute log
C 7:Criznittle> with?

C 5:ricKy> yes

C 7:Criznittle> BURN WITH??

C 7:shadowdevil86> great bells of fire

C 7:Criznittle> quick!!
C 7:Criznittle> NO
C 7:Criznittle> quick

C 7:shadowdevil86> tomahawk flame

C 7:Criznittle> rephrase
C 7:Criznittle> NO
C 7:Criznittle> AGAIN

C 7:shadowdevil86> with a tomahwak flame

C 7:Criznittle> incorrect
C 7:Criznittle> the answer was

C 7:shadowdevil86> i will burn them with a tomahawkflame

C 7:Criznittle> 7

C 5:ricKy> :shadowdevil86:say tomahawk flame

C 7:shadowdevil86> i was so close

C 5:Criznittle> rofl
C 7:Criznittle> jk
C 7:Criznittle> tamahawk flame is right
C 7:Criznittle> i was messing with you

C 5:ricKy> lol

C 7:shadowdevil86> i know

C 5:Criznittle> LMAO

C 5:ricKy> lll

C 7:Criznittle> ok
C 7:Criznittle> question #2
C 7:Criznittle> rdy

C 5:ricKy> lol

C 7:shadowdevil86> sure

C 5:ricKy> GTG

C 7:Criznittle> how many numbers in the alphabet
C 5:Criznittle> aw
    
C 7:shadowdevil86> 26
C 7:shadowdevil86> +3

C 7:Criznittle> incorreect

C 7:shadowdevil86> =
C 7:shadowdevil86> 39

C 7:Criznittle> INCORRECT

C 7:shadowdevil86> z

C 7:Criznittle> their isnt numbers in the alphabet

C 7:shadowdevil86> i know that lol

C 7:Criznittle> you past todays tests

C 7:shadowdevil86> yayola

C 7:Criznittle> tomorrow you will have a few more
C 7:Criznittle> then your in SHADOW

C 7:shadowdevil86> cool

C 7:Criznittle> you may leave now
C 7:Criznittle> goodnight

C 7:shadowdevil86> k 
C 7:shadowdevil86> night