"We can't burn down the barn just to get rid of the mice"- Michael
"Gossip isn't as easy to come across as you'd think"-Bette
If you have sex with someone you shouldn't you will be forced to relive it via flashbacks
According to Annie if you've heard one heavy breathier you've heard them all
Turkey Basters can get you pregnant (and they never call afterwards!)
One Twins is good and the other is always Evil!
People from Kansas all live on farms.
All jewels are cursed.
Benjy Did It!
Randy Spelling can�t rap.
Dead Wives can come back from the grave.
It�s hard to distinguish Blood from Paint.
Clive Robertson should be James Bond.
You should never order waffles from Elaine�s Waffle Shop.
All Doctors are infallible.
Piers may look like fun, but there�s a risk of falling off them.
If you kidnap a baby you won�t necessarily be caught.
If you hire a good lawyer you can get away with murder.
If you make a bad job of your life someone else can step into your shoes.
Long lost siblings will always ruin your lives.
A Whipped Cream Bikini is perfectly acceptable attire.
Everyone you meet over the internet is good looking.
Covering up a murder is easier than you think.
A wedding rarely results in a happy ending.
Sometimes parents can love you too much.
Life would be easier if there were FlashBacks.
Parents never approve of their children�s chosen partners.
It�s easy to get work in Sunset Beach � even if someone�s stolen all of your belongings
Previously unmentioned siblings just arrive out of the blue.
The solution to any problem can be found at the bottom of a voodoo ladies potion bottle.
It�s easy to fake a pregnancy.
Marriages are made to be broken.
Wills are never clear cut.
Tea has magical powers.
If you are going to sleep with a priest, check for video cameras beforehand.
If there�s a tape of you having sex with someone you shouldn�t, it�s bound to end up in the wrong hands.
No one hears you plotting out loud.
Fire doesn�t burn, singe or destroy anything.
Pregnancy tests take rather a long time to work.
In the words of Olivia "It's always better to over pack than to underpack"
More advice from Olivia when your parents are away "Have at least one early night and remember to eat"
