Disclaimer � We at Benjy Did It! Do not encourage the abuse of alcohol � however we agree that it is fun, but remember to drink sensibly as all the alcohol commercials advise.
Drink 1 shot �
If Michael calls Vanessa �Scoop�
If anybody is caught plotting out loud.
If Ben or Antonio take their shirts off (Hurrah!)
If Bette refers to her previous husbands via her rings.
If Bette calls anyone �Poopsie�, �Kitten� or �Dimples�
If anyone has a fantasy, 3 if it�s Annie.
Whenever anybody talks to themselves.
If anyone holds or points a gun, 2 if they fire it, 3 if someone is killed and Down the Glass if they dispose of it.
If Michael calls anyone �Scoop�
If Casey or Mark says �Dude� or �Man�
If anyone plays a sport, if there are more than 4 players take an additional shot for each player.
If Annie mentions her father�s will.
If anyone calls Ben a murderer.
If anyone gets arrested.
If the jukebox in Ricardo's apartement is ever used.
If Gabbi puts on a Spanish accent.
If anyone is listening at a doorway, Two if they are caught.
If Ben gives anyone an evil look.
If Meg says Ben didn�t kill anyone.
If anyone mentions Terror Island.
If the video of Cole and Jade is played.
If Cole and Olivia discuss the fatherhood of her baby.
If Virginia wears a wig.
If anyone mention Martin�s Syndrome.
If Cole actually does work at the builder�s yard.
If Casey and Sara kiss.
Drink 2 shots �
Every time Ricardo appears without his shirt on (to numb the pain)
At any mention of the Deschannel Jewels, 3 if anyone mentions they are cursed.
If someone gets a drink thrown over them.
If a regular cast member ends up in the ER.
If Annie dresses up.
If Olivia falls of the wagon.
If anyone moves house.
If anyone plays with / walks Spike.
If during a flashback Vanessa says �Mummy don�t go�, or she is wearing Pigtails.
If Ben forgets the manicales.
If Ben kisses Meg.
If Gabbi apologises to Ricardo for (a) sleeping with him.
(b) accusing him of raping her.
(c) breaking him and Paula up.
If Tim and Ben fight.
If AJ speak (to make his accent more bearable)
If Olivia and Gregory exchange meaningful looks.
If anybody looks at a photo of Maria.
Drink 3 shots �
If you ever figure out how Paula, Gabbi and Cole are related.
If any of the evil plots succeed.
If anyone sings a song, 4 shots if it�s Sean.
If anyone actually orders a drink at The Deep.
If a dead character comes back to life via a Flashback, a Fantasy or a Videotape.
If someone becomes pregnant.
If someone has a drastic haicut.
If Tim has a Flashback of Mark�s death.
If Caitlin says �Babee�, it�s the only way we can cope with her pronunciation.
If anyone is killed.
Anytime anyone mentions the Earthquake or Tidal Wave.
Down the Glass �
If anyone mentions Armando Deschannel.
If a character is replaced by a new character without any warning.
If during an episode the day changes.
If anybody tells the truth.
If a new character is introduced.
If Ricardo actually solves a case.
If Ben really does have a twin brother.
Clear the Table if �
The plot begins to make any sense.
And the Most Important Rule of All �
If Olivia Drinks, You Drink.
