Disclaimer � We at Benjy Did It! Do not encourage the abuse of alcohol � however we agree that it is fun, but remember to drink sensibly as all the alcohol commercials advise.
Drink 1 shot �
If Michael calls Vanessa �Scoop�
If anybody is caught plotting out loud.
If Ben or Antonio take their shirts off (Hurrah!)
If Bette refers to her previous husbands via her rings.
If Bette calls anyone �Poopsie�, �Kitten� or �Dimples�
If anyone has a fantasy, 3 if it�s Annie.
Whenever anybody talks to themselves.
If anyone holds or points a gun, 2 if they fire it, 3 if someone is killed and Down the Glass if they dispose of it.
If Michael calls anyone �Scoop�
If Casey or Mark says �Dude� or �Man�
If anyone plays a sport, if there are more than 4 players take an additional shot for each player.
If Annie mentions her father�s will.
If anyone calls Ben a murderer.
If anyone gets arrested.
If the jukebox in Ricardo's apartement is ever used.
If Gabbi puts on a Spanish accent.
If anyone is listening at a doorway, two if they are caught.
If Amy mentions the potion she gave Sean.
Every time Emily dresses up as a bad girl (so tragic)
If Annie accuses Olivia of destroying her children�s lives.
If Olivia tells Annie that no one loves her.
If Sean and Emily kiss (to commiserate for her)
Whenever Caitlin says "Trey" (it's almost as annoying as Smurf saying �Babee�)
If Annie tries it on with Gregory and he pushes her away.
If Annie is nasty to Rose.
If Gabbi changes her mind about telling Ricardo about her and Antonio.
Anytime Benjy appears (to make the scene more bearable)
Anytime Hank calls Joan "Joanie"
If Sarah believes Casey will dump her for Meg.
Drink 2 shots �
Every time Ricardo appears without his shirt on (to numb the pain)
At any mention of the Deschannel Jewels, 3 if anyone mentions they are cursed.
If someone gets a drink thrown over them.
If a regular cast member ends up in the ER.
If Annie dresses up.
If Olivia falls of the wagon.
If anyone moves house.
If anyone plays with / walks Spike.
If anyone smells a flower.
Anytime Bette gets upset over AJ (she deserves some hapiness)
Whenever Gregory appears as Tobias (the alcohol makes the disguise more believable)
If anyone doubts the whole Benjy fiasco.
If Madam Carmen actually predicts the future.
If Maria remembers something.
Someone gtes a potion from Mrs monroe
Drink 3 shots �
If you ever figure out how Paula, Gabbi and Cole are related.
If any of the evil plots succeed.
If anyone sings a song, 4 shots if it�s Sean.
If anyone actually orders a drink at The Deep.
If a dead character comes back to life via a Flashback, a Fantasy or a Videotape.
If someone becomes pregnant.
If someone has a drastic haicut.
If anyone proposes
if any girl tries to make her man jealous by putting on a slutty outfit and dancing at the deep.
If Gregory appears without his disguise.
If Derek/Ben kills anybody (It's got to happen at some point)
If Ricardo's revenge ever makes any sense.
Annie is nice to Rose.
Someone fakes there own death.
Someone has a secret identity.
Down the Glass �
If anyone mentions Armando Deschannel.
If a character is replaced by a new character without any warning.
If during an episode the day changes.
If anybody tells the truth.
If a new character is introduced.
If Ricardo actually solves a case.
If anybody actually figures out Ben is Derek.
We actually find out who shot Francesca.
If anyone has a happy ending.
Clear the Table if �
The plot begins to make any sense.
And the Most Important Rule of All �
If Olivia Drinks, You Drink.
