Disclaimer � We at Benjy Did It! Do not encourage the abuse of alcohol � however we agree that it is fun, but remember to drink sensibly as all the alcohol commercials advise.
Drink 1 shot �
If Michael calls Vanessa �Scoop�
If anybody is caught plotting out loud.
If Ben or Antonio take their shirts off (Hurrah!)
If Bette refers to her previous husbands via her rings.
If Bette calls anyone �Poopsie�, �Kitten� or �Dimples�
If anyone has a fantasy, 3 if it�s Annie.
Whenever anybody talks to themselves.
If anyone holds or points a gun, 2 if they fire it, 3 if someone is killed and Down the Glass if they dispose of it.
If Michael calls anyone �Scoop�
If Casey or Mark says �Dude� or �Man�
If anyone plays a sport, if there are more than 4 players take an additional shot for each player.
If Annie mentions her father�s will.
If anyone calls Ben a murderer.
If anyone gets arrested.
If the jukebox in Ricardo�s apartment is ever used.
If Gabbi puts on a Spanish accent.
If anyone is listening at a door, Two if they are caught.
When Meg refers to Ben as SB.
When Ben refers to Meg as Dorothy from Kansas.
2 shots if a computer is involved in either of these scenarios.
When Annie throws herself at Ben.
If anyone orders coffee at Elaine's Coffee Shop, 2 if it's Waffles.
Whenever Michael or Casey are on duty.
Everytime there is a shot of Ben after a reference has been made to SB.
If girls try to hit on Ricardo.
If someone is nice to / helps out Tiffany. (To celebrate or commiserate depending on how you feel about the Character.)
Everytime Casey and Chen fight or flirt with each other.
If someone tries to figure out who SB really is, 2 if they are correct.
If Tim asks the Richard's if he can finish for the day.
Everytime Mark and Sean fight over Tiffany. (She's so not worth it.)
Whenever Meg throws Tim's affair with Connie back at him.
Whenever Mark attacks the Richards.
If Gabbi calls Ricardo �Soldier� in real life or a flashback
If people start to dance an intricate routine at The Deep, 2 shots if costumes are involved.
If Paula remembers anything from her kidnap ordeal.
If Eddie tries to cover his tracks from the kidnap or jewel fiasco.
If Wai Lee and Casey compete for Rae's affections.
Everytime Gabbi has a fantasy about her and Ricardo
If Meg debates the Blood / Paint dilemma.
If someone tries to warn Meg about Ben.
If Gabbi looks at her photo albums.
If Caitlin disappears and Gregory calls the cops.
If Gregory appears without a tie.
If there is a flashback of Cole and Olivia getting it on, 2 if she�s wearing a tiara.
If Rae�s parents refuse to see her.
If Wai Lee interrupts Rae and Casey at a crucial moment.
If anyone mentions Vanessa's Hong Kong stories.
If Meg sneaks into Maria's Studio, 2 if she spends a considerable amount of time in there
If anyone says the phrase "The anniversary of Maria's Death"
If anyone says "procedure"
Drink 2 shots �
Every time Ricardo appears without his shirt on (to numb the pain)
At any mention of the Deschannel Jewels, 3 if anyone mentions they are cursed.
If someone gets a drink thrown over them.
If a regular cast member ends up in the ER.
If Annie dresses up.
If Olivia falls of the wagon.
If anyone moves house.
If anyone plays with / walks Spike.
If anyone smells a flower.
If Paula and Ricardo get it on while on duty (compensation for having to watch.)
If Paula discovers a new sibling.
If someone stakes a claim to the Deschannel Jewels.
If Cole gets arrested.
If the Richards throw a Party.
If anyone gets frisky on the beach.
If Someone tries to fake a pregnancy
If Caitlin thinks about Cole's affair
Everytime Bette goes on the prowl for gossip
Drink 3 shots �
If you ever figure out how Paula, Gabbi and Cole are related.
If any of the evil plots succeed.
If anyone sings a song, 4 shots if it�s Sean.
If anyone actually orders a drink at The Deep.
If a dead character comes back to life via a Flashback, a Fantasy or a Videotape.
If someone becomes pregnant.
If someone has a drastic haicut.
If anyone proposes
if a girl tries to make her man jealous by putting on a slutty outfit and dancing at the deep.
If Mark and Tiffany get intimate. (Why oh, Why oh, Why.)
There is a montage of Casey and Ray moments accompanied by some cheesy rock.
If there's an original Flashback (ie something that we haven't seen happen)
If Annie Claims she has given up Ben
If anyone keeps their pregnancy a secret
If anyone thinks about or speculates about what happened in the cave
Down the Glass �
If anyone mentions Armando Deschannel.
If a character is replaced by a new character without any warning.
If during an episode the day changes.
If anybody tells the truth.
If a new character is introduced.
If Ricardo actually solves a case.
Clear the Table if �
The plot begins to make any sense.
And the Most Important Rule of All �
If Olivia Drinks, You Drink.
