quotes

THE NAMES OF ALL THE PEOPLE WHO FOUND THESE QUOTES AND SAYINGS. DOESN'T MEAN THEY WROTE THEM, HOWEVER.

PSYCHOKIC:

There are no stupid questions, just stupid people. - psychokic
There are no stupid questions, just stupid answers. - mother of psychokic
I'm going knucking futz!
I used to be schizophrenic, but we're ok now.
I'm busy, you're ugly. Have a nice day.
Patience is a virtue, but violence is the direct way. - psychokic
Lead me not into temptation. [I can find the way myself]
A normal person is just one you don't know real well.
Before you criticize someone, walk a mile in his shoes. That way, if he gets angry, he'll be a mile away-------and barefoot.
If everyone is beautiful, then you're a nobody. - psychokic
Gore + Bush = Bore
I'm not infantile, you stinkybutt poophead.
Don't run your fingers over my trunk.... and I won't run my trunk over your fingers!
Of course I don't look busy, I did it right the first time.
Protected by witchcraft.
BAD COP! No donut.
Don't worry. It'll only seem kinky the first time.
Don't steal. The government hates competition.
Chocolate: The stuff that tastes good and gives you cavities.
Line dancing, see what happens when cousins breed.
And your point is............
I still miss my ex, but my aim is improving.
Get in... sit down, shut up and HOLD ON!
I'm multitalented: I can talk and piss you off at the same time.
Disguntled employee of the month.
Women are like telephones... they love to be talked to, they love to be held. But if you push the wrong button... YOU'RE DISCONNECTED!
Vegetarian: Indian word for "Lousy Hunter"
I hate everyone and you're next.
Your proctologist called... They found your head.
Keep honking while I reload.
Please don't make me kill you.
Warning: I have an attitude and I know how to use it.
Remember my name- You'll be screaming it later.
Princess- Pampered Refined Irreplaceable Noble Cherished Exceptional & Seriously Spoiled!
Why take life so seriously...?? It isn't permanent.
You know you want me.
www.byte-me.com
How can I miss you if you won't go away?
I'm out of estrogen and I have a gun.
You have the right to remain silent, so please SHUT UP!
Next mood swing: 6 minutes.
If you're dumb and you know it stomp your feet. <clap, clap> - psychokic
Sorry if I looked interested. I'm not. -brainy girl
Gone crazy, back soon.
Beer: created so that ugly people can get laid.
It's all about ME!
Don't make me mad. I'm running out of places to hide the bodies.
If we are what we eat, I'm fast, cheap, and easy.
Nobody knows I'm not wearing underwear.
All stressed out and no one to choke.
Every time I get with the program, someone changes the channel.
Objects under shirt are larger than they appear.
Guys have feelings too. But like like... who cares?
Why do people with closed minds always open their mouths?
This would be really funny, if it weren't happening to ME!
I'm out of bed and dressed. WHAT MORE DO YOU WANT?
I'll try being nicer, if you'll try being smarter.
He who laughs last thinks slowest.
Partnership for an idiot free America.
It's not my fault, I'm always right!
KEEP SMILING! Everyone loves a moron.
Never underestimate the power of stupid people in large groups.
I want to die in my sleep just like my grandpa- not yelling and screaming like the passengers in his car!
Everyone has the right to be stupid- but you're abusing the privilege!
Yes, I am the center of the universe.
Stupid people shouldn't breed.
I'm right, you're wrong, any questions?
Your morals are up your BUTT!
It's called therapy, GET SOME!
We're all Dysfunctional, get over it.
I don't suffer from insanity, I enjoy every minute of it.
It's your HELL you burn in it!
I started with nothing and have most of it left.
It's called thinking, you should try it sometime.
Shines the darkness before the dawn.