Kyle's Biology Song
by Kyle Larmey

The Hanukah song - Adam Sandler

Id like to tell you a story, about a good friend of mine.
Hes a chromosome named billy, who has a story thats sublime.
You see a long time ago, billy fell in love.
With a girl chromosome who went by the name of Suzy 
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Metalica - Enter Sandman (Just riff, no singing)

           Blitzberg Pop - The Ramones
Well our story all begun, in prophase number one.
Billy uncoiled, and the spindle apparatus formed.
I, Oh, lets go, I, Oh, lets go.
Then the nuclear envelope, and the nucleoulous,
Began to decompose, and soon broke down.

           Good Riddance - Greenday
Once billy decondensed and could be seen under the microscope.
He prowled around the cell in search of the girl of his hopes.
Then Billy spotted a beutiful girl a few nanometers away.
And he frantically thought of what he could say.
THen finally he confronted her, and told her what he had.
ANd he asked her to join him to become a tetrad.

            Wild thing - The troggs
WIld thing, you make my heart sing.
You make everything, grovy, yeah yeah yeah wild thing.
WIld thing, i think i love you,
But i wanna know for sure!!
SO come one aND hold me tight
I love yoU

            Stairway to heaven - LEd Zeppelin
SO then Billy and Sue, formed a tetrad,
and the two homologous chromosomes lined up on the equator.
But unfortunatly, just 2.7 seconds after they fell in love,
they had to say goodbye to each other, forever,
because the spindle fibers made of microtubuloes were about to pull them to 
opposite sides of the cell.

     Ac/dc - Shook me all night long(just riff, no singing)

                 Inside out - Eve 6
But Billy swallowed his pride, he looked deep in her eyes,
even though they were one one-millionth the size of a house fly,
then he swallowed his doubt, turned his shirt inside out,
found nothing but a tag and some dust-bunnies.
Wanna drop my tender, heart in hot embers,
hope it will melt down to the final exam answers.
Mr. Brown will you please curve the test.

      Ac/dc - Back in Black (just riff, No singing)

            Complicated - Avril Lavigne
A few seconds later after Anaphase one,
Meiosis one ends and meiosis two has begun.
The end products, of meiosis are two haploid cells,
and in metaphase two!
Billy lines up, on the equator,
reminds him of times, that he spent together,
With his hot, young, attractive homologouse chromosome
tetrad sue, well boo frickety who

        Crazy train - Ozzy Osbourne (Solo only, no singing)

          Warning - Incubus
At the end of, metaphase 2, four haploid cells, are produced.
Many of these, haploid cells will, develope into gametes.

          Smells like teen spirit - Nirvana
As for Billy and our story of true love.
He reminices of her everynight, the girl he once loved.

          Hanukah song - Adam Sandler
So there you have it Mr. Brown, thats my song,
im sorry its not as good as Spencers or erics
but at least for participating,
can you please give kyle an A for the semester.