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Welcome to the very first edition of the most abnormal yet useful (and oddly tasteful) digusting column you will read.  That's right gremilins, I finally have my own column that not only reviews porn, but also gives you the heads up on some bands that have caught my eye for good reason.  Thanks to the guys of CC... I have been blessed with the opportunity to talk about my two favorite things.  Since it is the first edition, I will start you off with some good ones (I will also be reviewing the baaad ones... just so you know).  Expect me to cut to the chase and deliver the facts minus the bullshit, short and sweet. The ratings are thumbs up or thumbs down with 3 thumbs up being the best and 3 thumbs down being the worst.  Now, let's get started.
PORN
1) Sodomania 38 Special

      Now, this is one of the porn videos on my bro's computer, and I recommend this viewing very much.  The reason being is the very strong beginning.  It starts off with an all girl four-way.  Need i say more?  These girls are frikin' hot as hell!  It's very pleasing to the eyes, and the scenes that follow aren't too shabby either although the first half hour is all you'll need in this hour and a half long video. 
                                                                                                    OVERALL RATING: 3 THUMBS UP
2) Anna

     This is from the website www.bangbros.com.  vey simple videio that only features one girl.  She is a very attractive lady, with a very large chest.  This is a very straightforward video that will get the job done.  Only about half hour long, but considering that this girl is extremely hot, you wont be complaining.
                                                                                                    OVERALL RATING: 3 THUMBS UP
MUSIC
1)  Killswitch Engage
                                           Website: www.killswitchengage.com
     I have been heavily promoting this band for a while now.  I first heard them about two years ago on the Fuse show "Uranium."  These guys are simply amazing.  They are heavy metal with a strong melodic sound. They use a lot of harmonincs, which is always a plus.  The lead singer has a great voice and a strong scream.
2)  As I Lay Dying
                                          Website: www.asilaydying.com
     These guys are the definition of a really good hardcore metal band.  They are also a very strong religious band.  The drummer is fast as hell.  Great screaming vioce from the singer.  "Forever" is a very deep song, but "94 hours" is by far thier best song.  "94 Hours" may be the best song of the new millenium so far.  I highly recommend going out and buying the album "Frail Words Collapse," which contains the songs mentioned above.           
On the upcoming editions posted weekly, I will have more videos and music reviewed.  This is just a taste of what will be cumming! DELICIOUS-
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