Joshua Fat Zarkin has just been noted for seriously not wiping his ass. He gets HBO instead of a normal supply of toilet paper. DON'T TOUCH HIS RIGHT HAND, WE THINK HE MAY REUSE HIS TOILET PAPER. If you ever go to his house sit on the left side of his basement couch.
Anonymous: "I almost choked once on his horrible stench"
Anonymous: "He wears swishy workout pants to make the sound of the crap jiggling in his pants less noticable."
We can only hope that Josh has shower powder in his house, for the sake of us all.