n.
1. To educate, as, or as if in a school.
2. The act of training or disciplining
Schedule - what I'll be doing.
Urban Outfitters Dream Week - yes. that's right. what about it?
Picture of My School Supplies - they smell so new! So plasticy!
So. Parent orientation was yesturday. Blah blah. Not looking forward to AP Calc. Heard it was horrible. Still need to get school supplies. Same old. Same old. Put me on hold. Fo' Shold.
August 12th::
Went to get my pictures taken yesturday. Stood in line for about half an hour. Way too many people at my school. Crazy. I've got my schedule...if you see that word too much it doesn't look quite right. I FINALLY BOUGHT MY CALCULATOR! Ha! I also decorated it with contact paper so it'll be hard to steal because then I'll know who did it. Unless they take off the contact paper. Oh no.
It's August already! Auuugh! Hehe. Got them Lifetouch packets for pictures today. Just got my hair cut too. The lady gave me bangs when I didn't ask for them. She's got impeccible taste, don't you think? I like the meself actually. Quite.
You know that certain someone that drives you up the wall (or off a bridge) because they're so damn perfect at everything? Yeah. Everyone's acquainted with at least one of these kinds of people. And so, as an ode to the most despised group known to normal people, here is the song I made last night. Ahem. It is called:
Go Hump A Pole, Because I Hate You
Laaaa...
...aaaAAHH!
Everything I can do you can do better
You can do anything better than me.
Hey nonny, hey nonny, hey nonny nonny hey
You are the sharp cheese and I am the cheddar
You wear the pants, and guess I'll wear the sweater
Hey nonny, hey nonny, hey nonny nonny hey
1600 for you with not even a fetter
Mediocre for me, Harvard forget her
Hey nonny, hey nonny, hey nonny nonny hey
You swam to the island and I'm getting wetter
I get smacked in the face while you get the header
Hey nonny, hey nonny, hey nonny nonny hey
A, A, A, A is your only grade letter
Well so is mine, but yours always looks better
Hey nonny, hey nonny, hey nonny nonny hey
You use big words like testostilietter
I make mine up google-poo-poo-Mc-medder
Hey nonny, hey nonny, hey nonny nonny hey
You want to know the moral to this sad letter?
Go hump a pole because I hate you.
Ta daaaAAAH!
Hmm. I feel a lot better now.
July 16th::
Yes. It's July. But still. I can dream about school, can't I? One place where it's never boring. Except in math. And science. Ok. A lot. But a hella lot better than summer. I suppose.