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1. A series of words, ideas, or other things written or imagined one after another
2. A considerable number
1. Harry Potter and Neville's Long Bottom
2. Harry Pothead and the Scandelous Drug Bust
3. Harry Potter and the Day Hedwig Ate His Eye
4. Harry Potter and Eye Surgery
5. Harry Potter and His Ghetto Homies: Herminiqsha and Ganstah Ron
6. Harry Potter and Improper Conduct With An Animal
7. Harry "Sexy" Potter Discovers His Inner Female
8. Harry Potter and Fatal Bladder Infection
9. Harry Potter Eats Crookshanks and Dies
Why I Like Bangs
1. They make you look sweet/bad-ass
2. They don't get into your eyes
3. Low-maintanence
4. Covers up my bald spot.
5. Versatile
6. Not many people have them
7. Nostalgic
8. They make my face less round
9. Covers up my gigantess forehead
10. I just do
Things I Really REALLY Want to Do
1. Skydive
2. Smack someone important on the butt
3. Sleep in a CAT-scan machine
4. Marry Damian Kulash
5. Meet my evil (or nice?) twin
6. Go to some hoity toity school
7. Use the word hoity toity gracefully in a conversation
8. Live with the aborigenees for awhile
9. Try caviar
10. Appear on the news (something positive, I hope)
1. Turtlenecks
2. MC Hammer Inspired "Big Crotch" Pants
3. Big Eyebrows
4. Julia Roberts
5. Long Hair
6. Black Pantyhose
7. Leather Jackets
8. Cat Sweaters (sweaters with cats on them)
9. Saying "golly"
10. Fannypacks
Uses for Hydrogen Peroxide
1. Teeth whitener (Hy. Per. + Baking Soda)
2. Gets rid of zits.
3. Takes out nasty stains (on fabric!)
4. Kills germs
5. Takes away athlete's foot
6. De-clogs de drain
7. Keeps lettuce fresh
8. Soothes muscles
9. Oven Cleaner
10. Rust remover
Things I Can Only Do With My Sister
1. Slow motion fight.
2. Hide hair clips in her room.
3. TIckle.
4. Verbally attack her breath.
5. Be 100% (brutally) honest to.
6. Ballroom dance wtthout feeling retarded
7. Have yelling competitions.
8. Feel comfortable around in my pajamas
9. Sing around
10. Not talk to without feeling guilty.