n.
1. Something said or done to evoke laughter or amusement, especially an amusing story with a punchline.
2. A mischievious trick; a prank.
3. An informal or ludicrous incident or situation.
-A man laughing his balls off.
ADAM TO EVE: Hey! I wear the plants in this family!
If her lips are on fire and she trembles in your arms, forget her. She's got malaria.
Dogs laugh, but they laugh with their tails...What puts an in a higher state off evolution is that he's got his laugh on the right end.
"Yeah, Doc, what's the news?" answered Bob when his doctor caleld with his test results.
"I have some bad news and some really bad news," admitted the dctor. "The bad news is that you only have twenty-four hours to live."
"Oh my God," gasped Bob, sinking to his knees. "What could be worse news than that?"
"I couldn't get hold of you yesturday.:"
A drunk was staggering home with a pint of booze in his back pocket when he slipped an dfell heavily. Struggling to his feet, he felt something wet running down his leg.
"Please, God," he implored, "let it be blood!"
Did you know five our of three people have trouble with fractions?
A guy goes to see his grandmother and takes one of his friends with him. While he's talking to his grandmother, his friend starts eating the peanuts that are on the coffee table, and finished them off.
As they're leaving, the friend says, "Thanks for the peanuts."
The grandmother says, "Yeah, since I lost my dentures I can only suck the chcolate off 'em."
Never let a panty line show around your ankles.
Observing a light across the water, the captain had his signalman instruct the otehr vessel to change her course ten degrees south.
The response was prompt: "Change your course ten degrees north."
"I am a captain," he responded testily. "Change your course tne degrees south."
The reply: "I'm a seaman first class - cahnge your course north."
The captain was furious. "Change your course now. I"m on a battleship."
"Change you course ten degrees north, sir - I"m on a lighthouse."