PASS ME BY
To tell
the whole darn world if you don't happen to like it
Deal me out, thank you kindly, pass me by.
If you
don’t happen to like it, pass me by.
I got
me ten fine toes to wiggle in the sand
Lots
of idle fingers snap to my command
A
lovely pair of heels that kick to beat the band
Contemplatin’
nature can be fascinatin’
Add to
these a nose that I can thumb
And a
mouth by gum, have I
To tell the whole darn world if you don't happen to like it
Deal me out, thank you kindly, pass me by.
If you
don’t happen to like it, pass me by.
I got
me two great shoes that never saw a shine
Trousers
I can hold up with a laundry line
A
lovely patch that hides an awful lot of spine
Shirt-tails
flyin’, I’m a bloomin’ dandelion
Add to
these a grin from ear to ear
And
all the proper gear have I
To tell
the whole darn world if you don't happen to like it
Deal me out, thank you kindly, pass me by.
Pass me
by! pass me by!
If you
don’t happen to like it, pass me by.
Pass me
by! Pass me by!
If you
don’t happen to like it, pass me by!