MA, HE´S MAKING EYES AT ME

Ma, he´s making eyes at me!

Ma, he´s awfully nice to me!

Ma, he´s almost breaking my heart

I´m beside him, mercy

Let his conscience guide him

Ma, he wants to marry me, be my honey be

Ev´ry minute he gets bolder,

Now he´s leaning on my shoulder

Ma, he´s kissing me!

 

Now, that´s not the true story

I´ve got a thing or two to say

Now here´s my version of this whole affair:

Ma, she´s making eyes at me!

Ma, she´s awfully nice to me!

Ma, she´s almost breaking my heart

If you peek in, you can´t see

She makes me weaken

Ma, she wants to marry me

Be my honey bee

 Ma, I´m  meeting no resistance

I´m the one who needs assistance

Ma, she´s kissing me!

 

That isn´t true, now listen:

Ma, I wish that you could see

What he does to me (to me)

 

 Ma, I´m  meeting no resistance.

I´m the one who needs assistance.

Ma, (u-a-da) she´s kissing!

Ma, (u-a-da) he´s kissing!

Ma, kissing me!

Da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da

Da-da-da-da-da-da

Da-da-da-da!