Too Much Pee-wee? Is that possible?

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You know you watch too much Pee-wee If...
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~You've named all your furniture and hold conversations with it. You get mad when people tell you to up your medication.

~Your neighbors have called the authorities on you several times because the giant lava lamps that support your porch are a fire hazard.

~You actually wonder where Pee-wee goes when he leaves the playhouse.

~Everytime someone mentions Paul's age or that he's old enough to be your father, you stick you fingers in your ears and sing, "La la la, I can't hear you!"

~You proclaim the secret word of the day be "the", and you actually scream really loud everytime you hear it, even though you work in a library.

~A friend of yours wears a polka dot shirt. After staring at it intently for several minutes, you burst into tears yelling, "That shirt is all wrong! Those dots don't connect at all! What's it suposed to be? What does it all mean? In the name of god and all that's holy, why are you doing this to me?!?!?!"...Then you curl into a fetal position and ask for your mommy

~The ants in your ant farm are on punishment because when you said "Good morning, Ants!", they didn't respond. They only shot you a dirty look as if to say, "We're ants. We don't talk, you moron!"

~You plan on seducing Pee-wee if you ever meet him. You don't care if he is married to that bowl of fruit salad!

~You are married to a bowl of fruit salad.

~You've written Paul 13 love letters...in your own blood.

~Your first response to this list was: "Too much Pee-wee? Impossible!"

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