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School, Girls, and You!

Since this one is a rare one, here is a brief description/reveiw:
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School, Girls, and You!
HBO short film
"Mocumentary", 50's setting, shot in black and white

Everdale University has just become a co-ed campus. This mocumentary follows two young men, Pete and Wally, on thier dates, illustating the do's and dont's of dating.

Pete Smith is the good example. He has carefully studied the free dating handbook availible in the chaplains office. He resists his dates seduction, assuring her that she would thank him later, and goes on to live a happy life.

Wally Bile, on the other hand, doesnt bother to read his handbook: "That stuff's strickly squaresville. I know how to handle chicks!". He takes his date to lookout point, "the first pitstop on the way to disaster", where she offers him a beer. Drunk after one beer, Wally cannot resist his dates seduction, but afterward they are both horrified by what they have done. After he drops her home, he is so preocupied by thoughts of this degenerate act that he crashes his car and is never the same again!

In the student health center, the world famous Dr. Edward Bloom is conducting an exsaustive study of females. He shows us an interesting look at the female cycle, the female breast, discusses Venarial disease (My favorite line: "If you suspect you may have VD, tell me now so that we may immeadiatly telephone your mother."), and the singing Mr. Penis cartoon, about the dangers of "self-manipulation" done to excess(the only part in color, the credits are missing from my copy but the sperm trio sound suspisiously like Paul...don't quote me on that!).

Very very funny!!! But not for those who are easily offended.



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Do not read on if you are easily offended!
 I dont find it particularly offensive, but I say that to save my bootie just in case you do ;)

Here's an except from the Mr. Penis cartoon:

Mr. Penis: You could become retarded,
Sterile, or Blind.
So here's some tips you should keep in mind:

Sperm Trio: Try to join every club you can find
Don't wear trousers that prickle or bind
Take a cold shower each day
Don't let you fingers stray in bed
Every night tie your hands to your head
Don't have dreams or you might wake up dead
No more sinning for you
'cause everytime that you do
you're gonna kill us too!

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