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| Games featuring Conker cheats for conker's bfd stuff downloads about conker message board ( coming soon) |
Conker's biography Conker is a loving, caring, raging alchoholic red squirrel. He first made in appearance in Diddy Kong racing then he was in then conker's pocket tales. Both of those games he was a good squirrel, but in BFD.... he just said fuck it, and went to become king of all the land in 1 day! He did it by finding new friends, murdering tediz bastardz and destroying poo monsters and robots and a hella lot more. Well let me tell you what started his bad fur day. He called his bitch up on the pay phone in the bar and told her he'd be late. Why'd he be late? because he got wasted for his 21st b-day, and later that night he tried to go home but drunk people can't think that good. So he walked to somewhere unknown to him and passed out. He woke up with a terrible hangover and was totally trippin. play the damn game and find out the rest, but I must say the ending is quite sad, conker becomes king and he only wants to go home and be happy. more tales of conker to come when new adventures happen. |
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