1. Dave C. Miller is refered to as the hierophant one
2. Platypi(plural platypuss') are fiends and need to be eradicated, some may say this is genocide but any penguin knows that this is war and most don't consider war genocide
3.Never pass up a chance to slid on your belly because it's loads of fun =)
4.You dont need to take the test to be a penguin just contact us anyways
5. Disney channel and movies are evil platypi mind control implaments
6.the day-week system is accepted but the dave-week system is perferred(mondave, tuesdave etc.)
7. To salute simply put your left arm at a ninty degree angle with your side and put your fist to your right shoulder.
8. A platypoid is a being with a similar design to platypi such as flat billed water fowl and beavers, this doesn't make them targets but possible spies.
9. When ever possible perform a generic evil scientist laugh because that's just cool at the right time, ie. I have kidnaped your brother Mr Platypi, MWAHAHAHAHAHA!!!
10. Don't be a smart ass and dumb asses are just as bad.
11. Watch Family Guy, the hierophant one orders you to just because it's awesome.
12. Go see happy feet and march of the penguins to support our bretheren