These are quotes that you can use! I think they are cute so enjoy 'em. This is also Katie's Page. Katie is the most awesome person I know. She made me make this page all about her. So if she asks, It's her page!
A peach is a peach, a plum is a plum, but a kiss ain't a kiss without some tongue. So open your mouth and close your eyes and give your tongue some exersise!
The greatest thing you'll ever learn is just to love and be loved in return
My boyfriend said I need to be more affectionate...so now I got TWO boyfriends!
Due to the budget cuts, the light at the end of the tunnel has been turned off
I like talking to myself. It is one of my greatest pleasures. I often have long conversations with myself and I'm just so clever I don't understand a word I say.
5 out of 4 people have problems with fractions
YOU'RE just jealous because the voices talk to ME!
People like YOU are the reason people like ME need medication
It's only funny until someone gets hurt...then it's hilarious!!
I smell the smelly smell of something that smells smelly!
You need someone listening to you for it to be an actual conversation
Should I smile because we're friends, or cry because that's all we'll ever be?
You laugh because I'm different. I laugh because you're all the same.
All you girls think you're tough. Well, all your stuff ain't that rough. You all think that you know the deal, but it's me and my girls who be keepin' it real
Last night i looked up at the stars and wondered...where the hell is my ceiling?
Ociffer, I swear to drunk I'm not God!!
Before you criticize someone, you should walk a mile in their shoes. That way, when you criticize them, you're a mile away and you have their shoes.
Give a man a fish and you feed him for a day; teach him to use the net and he won't bother you for weeks.
I used to be schizophrenic, but we're ok now.
It is better to be silent and thought a fool than to open your mouth and remove all doubt|
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