LIVE
FROM LAZY SPRINGS NURSING HOMES...
IT'S THE 3RD ANNUAL SENIOR CITIZEN
DANCE PARTY!!!!!
They are over sixty; they drool into a tin can and
they are ready to bust and Move and break a hip!!!
Including such popular dances as:
- The Hemorrhoid Shuffle
- The Viagra Two Step
- Who stole My Insulin?
- Who am I? Why am I here?
- The Diaherea Waltz
- The Incontinent Challenge
- Pace Maker Count down
- Arthritis Polka
- Grrrrrrr(The Bob Dole didi)
- Ode To Gomer Pile
- The Recount the Ballots Mambo
- I can't believe it's not Urine!
- 1-600-I-Can't-feel-My-Legs!!!
- The Florida Meltdown
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.... And Many Many More!!!!
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With featured guest appearances by...
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OLD DIRTY BASTARD
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They cut loose on the dance floor like there is no tomorrow
from 4:00-6:00PM... then they make some knitted purses to send to India and then
take a nap!
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Watch for The Senior Citizen Dance Party Monday nights
on PBS at 4/5 central right after The Absolute Worst of Lawrence Welk and
before The White Supremacy Today hosted by Steven Speilberg.
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