Comrade Porkachev's Plans for World Domination

On this page you will find out how Comrade Porkachev and his trusted Grundlists plan to achieve total World Domination.

Since his successful escape from the Science Block Balcony (SBB), Comrade Porkachev has made many cunning and ingenious plans to:

• Firstly, reclaim the SBB as a Democratic Peoples Republic (DPR),
• Use the SBB as an Foward Operating Base (FOB), so as to survey the surroundings and create a plan of attack
• Create himself a smart Military Mirkin to intimidate his enemies.

Comrade Porkachev and Chairman Moo will work in a fiendish reverse double-linkup tactic, using support from both the Grundlist Artillery, and the Revolutionary Propaganda department. As the capitalist bastions fall, the Comrades will fly the CRA flag above the rooftops, to signify the victory. The following is the assault plan as it stands; The attack is in 6 stages, which involve opening two fronts, and trap the evil Capitalists in the middle.

1. Comrade Porkachev declares the balcony a Communist State, Chairman Moo occupies the library to his intentions
2. Porkachev moves into the laboratories, and uses certian chemical formulae to dominate the entire structure; Meanwhile, Chairman moo advances throughout the under-developed D block, and plants the Soviet flag on the roof.
3. Using artillery, Moo occupies the kitchens by a daring commando raid. Porkachev, who has been tunneling, breaks through to the sports hall and occupies the Meat-Pie Slayer's dohnut cupboard, before moving Foodwards.
4. The two allies link up in the refectory, and the consolidation of the empire is continued.
5. THE BIG ONE - Porkachev's Team A strike through the Lewis door, and Moo's Team B rappel down from Mr Hill's balcony, taking the last bastion of defence from both ways. Upon the declaration of victory, Comrade Porkachev will address his loyal citizens from the balcony.
6. A perfunctory attack on the Bursary takes place, and Porkachev sends advisors to the sixth form common room, which will retain its independance, and enter into alliance with porkachev.
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