You wanna know her like she knows the whole world
But ten seconds in it's obvious you're going nowhere...
She maes you tell her that she's you best friend
You tell her things you know won't make her mad
Don't want to be the one to say things are going nowhere...
Where are you now?
Where are you now?
I don't wanna talk
I don't wanna rock
I don't wanna wait by the phone and
I don't wanna tell you I love you
Don't wanna tell you I love you anymore!
It's hard to live outside her safety zone
'Cause you remember being all alone
Two kinds of misery and either way
You're going nowhere...
And she makes me want to be a homosexual
Maybe i'll be her best friend; Maybe see her naked once in a while...
Another dose of unhappiness
I gave it all and managed to get shot down yet again
So I got drunk
Had sex with all your friends
You told me, that I should never call your house again
Emily, you saved the day
Emily, when you threw me away
She was always such a pretty girl
Nobody like her in the world
A little piece of heavenly
That no-one else could stand
I see her in my dreams at night
I see you when I close my eyes
I just can't seem to shake, Emily
You got your money and I got cast
Outside thrown out on my ass
In the city with no-one else, nowhere else to go
So I hooked up woth this model from Singapore
Emily, I sure am glad you didn't want me anymore
Emily, you saved my ass
To finally talk to a girl a little cooler than me
Her name is Nona she's a rocker with a nose ring
She wears a two-way but I'm not quite sure what that means
And when she walks all the wind blows
And the angels sing
But she doesn't notice me
'cause she watchi wrestling
Creaming over tough guys
Listening to rap-metal
Turntables i her eyes
It's like a bad movie; she is lookin through me
If you were me then you'd be creaming
"Some-one shoot me" as i fail misrably
Trying to get the girl all the bad guys want
She likes the Gobsmack and I like agent orange
Her CD changer is full of singers that are mad at their dad
She said she's like to score some refer and a 40
She'll never know that I'm the best that she'll ever have
She likes em with a moustache
Racetrack season pass
Driving in a trans AM
Does a mullet make a man?
There she goes with fichnets on
And dreadlocks in her hair
She broke my heart, I wanna be sedated
All I wanted was to see her naked
Now I'm watchin wrestling
Tryin to be a tough guy
Listening to rap-metal
Turntables in my eyes
I can't grow a moustache
And I ain't got a season pass
All I got's a moped
And you're so happy again to be stuck here again
Now we can rap about "the good old days"
Laugh at dumb jokes you make
It's great to be here and
I'm just elated to be somme-one you once hated
And it's all so complicated
Maybe this time you can come outside your little world
Make out with another girl
If it were up to me
I'd like to buy you flowers everyday
Make everyday a holiday
Carry on and on about you and the things you do
The things you do
I'm sorry again you say you're leaving me again
'Cause you're not happy again
And I'm left stuck here again
Now you can scream about the little things
Slap me twice across the face
Man it wouls be great if I could...
Chorus (in spanish)