Wiggles her tail 'cus she knows I'm wrapped around it
Purrs real loud cus she knows it makes me weak
She stepped in mud and she still gets on my sheets
Can you believe how this cat treats me like a slave?
She took more than she gave to me
I gave my love I got a dead mousey
And when she gets back, I hope she'll come look for me
I wanna throw her out the door
But wanna stroke her for forever more
I think that my cat is making my brain sore
And now I'm really scaring myself
Seeing dead things makes me sick and she know it
That's why she always brings me lots of dead mouses
She has no friends she needs only me
An owner who will be her slave and homey
Can you believe how this cat treats me like a slave
I'm waking up
I'll kick her out
