| Renowned mad scientist and creator of the super-suit, Professor monkey-for-a-head is one of the oddest characters in EWJ. (and EWJ has more than it's share of odd characters) In an attempt to make himself even smarter, the good doctor grafted a monkey to his own head. Needless to say, it didn't increase his intelligence. Following an ambiguous command issued by the evil Queen Pulsating, Bloated, Festering, Sweaty, Pus-filled, Malformed, Slug for a butt to create the ultimate weapon, the prof made the mega hi-tech indestructible super-suit, but when the suit was being transported to the queen's stronghold in Buttville by Psy-crow, it fell onto Jim, and a hero was born. Professor Monkey-for-a-head would doubtlessly make another suit, but the monkey ate the blueprints...the professor is somewhat cowardly and never fights hand-to-hand, preferring to use an array of sinister gadgetry, all of his own design. He has been known to use his nimble monkey limbs to flee when the tide of battle turns against him. He currently lives in a secret base at an unspecified location. |
