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Queen Pulsating, Bloated, Festering, Sweaty, Pus-filled, Malformed Slug for a butt
The infamous Queen Slug-for-a-butt, totalitarian dictator of Insecktica, can be identified infallibly by her bloated, festering, sweaty, pus-filled, malformed butt.  She was born twin sister of Princess What's-her-name in the enigmatic catacombs of Insecktica, she made sure her sister was an outcast, erasing all claim that she might have to the throne.  Although most of Earthworm Jim's rivals aim to rule the universe, Queen Slug-for-a-butt has come far closer than any other.  She, in fact, employs many of them, such as Psy-crow and Professor Monkey-for-a-head.  Her scepter, of which we all know, is tipped with a powerful scarab jewel, made of pure diamantium, the second hardest substance in all existence.  Interesting bit of trivia here- the scepter has healing power as well as the power to zap people.  Needless to say, our dear queen prefers the latter.  She is followed by gazillions of slavishly loyal Zurb warriors, and, of course, is intent on destroying Earthworm Jim and retrieving the suit.
Intellectual strength:Viciously intelligent
Intellectual weakness:Places too much faith in Zurb henchmen
Physical strength:That darn scepter...
Physical weakness:Gotta have trouble pulling her huge posterior into cars, through doors, etc.
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