Chris and Larry are back from a fun filled, admirable, choice, de lux, exceptional, fine, first-class, marvelous, prime, first-rate, sterling, spanking, splendid, superb, stupendous, wonderful,...in other words FAAAAABULOUS vacation in Florida.  We had such a fun filled, admirable, choice, de lux...(etc. Yadda yadda yadda) time that we felt the story must be shared with all of you.  So sit back and enjoy a synopsis of the trip.

MISSION STATEMENT:
On this trip our mission is to
1) have fun
2) Not gain weight
&
3)Find, and obtain pictures of us with, the Disney character,Prince Charming.

List Of Characters:
 -Chris and Laurel (aka Larry) You know us and you know we're crazy
-Ann and Dale (aka the 80 year old), Chris' sister and her boyfriend
-Chris' mom and dad (aka Mammy and Pappy)
-Chris' Grandma, assorted waiters, and Disney characters

Day By Day Synompis:
Friday May 20:
- Larry arrives at Chris' house at 6:30 and makes a grand enterance by falling through the screen door seriously damaging her left shin.  She is mended by Grandma with lots of band-aids.  Screen is unharmed.
-Ann made dinner and Larry leads conversation to Liconium Ore [la:i ko ni ^m] the substance that the machine people are mining in Space Mountain. (why Larry remembers this, I have no idea?)
-After dinner we took a trip to TARGET and rode bikes around the store (but mammy says "That's not Funny")
-watched a movie and went to bed.

Saturday May 21:
-we ate chicken ceasar salad on the plane
-a screaming, KICKING child sat in the seat behind Chris :)
-drove around Orlando 40 days and nights looking for hotel
-swam in the pool and listened to bad kareokee (like there's such a thing as Good Kareokee)

Sunday May 22: Epcot Day
-Parked car at Polynesian hotel and rode monorail to Epcot
-Inovations sucked
-got an email picture taken in Imagination land
-Lunch (Chris and Larry: ceasar salad, Ann and Dale: chicken fingers)
-Refused to ride the Hydrolator to get to the Living Seas
-Energy ride no longer sucks thanks to Ellen DeGeneres
-Watched sex with Martin Short (Chris is still confused)
-Went in the golf ball, (a "slow, moving ride" that's what it says on the warning sign)
-Went to Mexico for dinner : we analysied the song from the Mexico ride, Pappy ate a lot, it was the 80 year old's birthday (now he's 81) and he got a cake and was sang to, Our waiter was Cisso (YAY CISSO he's a QT!!!)
-Walked around World Showcase durring the light show yelling "That's Beautiful" onto every video camera we could find
-took monorail to the wrong stop and walked to the Polynesian because Pappy said so.
-4AM Larry barfs up Mexico

Monday May 23: MGM Studios Day
-Had to hang out with Mammy and Pappy (mission statement number 4 becomes "Loose Mammy and Pappy")
-Went to Tar Tar (Tower of Terror) Verra Lynn didn't sing "We'll Meet Again" in the line, Chris was upset.  We were dropped 6 times!  Chris looses all function of his knees.
-Took the back lot tour and saw the Golden Girl house Chris' knees are restored
-Lunch Larry and Chris: Chicken Ceasar salad, Ann and Dale: Chicken fingers
-Ate dinner at 4:00 with Rodney the waiter who kept picking on Ann (Ann says Cawfee and Sawce) Coffee and Sauce
-left MGM and went to the Disney Village because PAPPY SAID SO!!!! bought Larry's mom a mug, Chris gets his pcture taken with TinkerBell !!!!  :)
-Went back to MGM and parked in East Jabib.  Sat for an hour waiting for Fantasmic which was Orgasmic (orgasmic fantasmic) watched scared Mexican children in front of us.
-Rode the Rockin' Roller Coaster and got stuck, had to be rescued.  Chris pretends to throw up water all over Pappy's feet.  Mammy says "that's not funny".  Pappy thought it was funny.

TUESDAY MAY 24:  Magic Kingdom Day!  Larry's Favorite!!!!

-We arrive late (10:30) Larry is annoyed, We ditch Mammy and Pappy, (we are to maintain contact with them through cell phones)
-Began search for Prince Charming
-Saw chocolate chip cookies floating in Space Mountain, they removed Lyconium ore from Space mountain, Chris got smacked in the face with his camera in Space Mt.
-Buzz Lightyear ride RULED!!!  You shoot bad guys with lazers.  Chris won LARRY LOST!!!! 9,000 points to 7,000
-Carosel of Progress was insane, we sang "It's A Great Big Beautiful Tomorrow" along with the characters.
-Lunch  Chris and Larry: ceasar salad, Ann and Dale: Chicken fingers
-Got a phone call from Pappy in the haunted mansion cemetary.
-found Mickey ears in the roses outside of the haunted mansion
-walked onto the Pirate's of the Caribean ride TWICE!!! Stupid people waited for an hour!!!  Our favorite phrase from the ride was "We want's the red 'ead"
-Jungle Cruise ride sucked more than ever (we like the new version at Typhoon Lagoon much better!!!  :)
-Saw lots of "SPECIAL" Disney Dancers
-They took the "Small World" song out of the line at the Small World ride because people were going crazy.
-we ate dinner at......THE CRYSTAL PALACE ( still no sign of Prince Charming) Ann and Dale ate Chicken fingers, Pappy ate 3 plates, ALL YOU CAN EAT!  Pooh signed the map.
-Thunder Railroad is much faster & more exciting in the back
-Went to Toon Town and ran into THE mouse in our search for Prince Charming, Chris kisses Mickey!
-took stickey kiddie roller coaster, done in 2 seconds.  (we determined that this ride is stickey because little kids only eat ice pops and booggers.)
-We were denied access to our second helping of Buzz Lightyear ride due to a lack of a wrist band
-Search for Prince Charming is called off
-Took the "Fairy" back to the parking lot
-went to the pool and listened to more bad Kareokee

Wednesday MAY 25: Typhoon Lagoon day!
-arrived at 9:45 (before the thing opened)
-ran to grab a chair and got trampled by the Brits
-Took the Lazzy River... (THE BEST RIDE EVER !!!!!!!) Just like the Jungle cruise only with lifeguards !!!!!
-Sat in the sun and baked
-rode the Storm Slides (take the middle slide it's cooler and goes through a dark tube)
-Looked for melanomas on Pappy
-LAZZY RIVER
-Lunch 5 foot long (fallic) hot dog, Ann and Dale: chicken fingers
-LAZZY RIVER (twice)
-Wave pool "Sucked us Out"
-took the family raft ride, Mammy got wet, "That's not funny"
-LAZZY RIVER (The best time ever!!!!!)
-went home and took a shower
-Ate baby ribs at Tony Romas
-Went to Pleasure Island, in the comedy warehouse we learned that Glamor shots are funny and that doll houses are for sissies
-12:30 Pappy picks us up

Thursday MAY 26: Animal Kingdom day
- got up at the ass crack of dawn and we had to hang out with Mammy and Pappy
-Took the African Safari
-Spent 6 hours at the animal kingdom and it was 100degrees (832F says Kowarsky)
-Lunch, Ann and Dale ate Chicken Fingers
-Bugs life movie was cool (and air conditioned)
-In Dino Land we spent 10 hours in line and Bill Nye the Science Guy said that Dinosaurs died because a "big ass hit Earth", The ride blew Larry's hat off and mammy looked panicked in the picture.
-Went back to the hotel and took an hour long nap FABULOUS!!!
-Went to a sea food place for dinner and watched a one leg duck swim in circles and we watched the cute boat boy do his job.  Yummy, Yummy, Yummy and we're not talking about dinner.
-After dinner we watched the boat boy some more.
-Went home and watched a movie

Friday May 26th: Seaworld day
-Spent 5 million dollars to get in
-saw lots of Flamingos
-got soaked on the Journey to Atlantis water ride, Chris gave the finger to a little girl who was spraying everyone on the ried with a hose. There were two cute boys in line in front of us, after the ride we were all wet!
-We got postcard pictures of horses for Becca
-Chris got mauled by a statue of a Polar bear
-took an ass shot of Ann
-Lunch, Ann and Dale: chicken fingers, this time Chris succumbs to pressure and orders chicken fingers, Larry does not and has salad.
-Fed french fries to birds
-Saw Shamu, sat in ths Soak Zone, Didn't get wet
-Mammy and Pappy pick us up from SeaWorld
-we take a picture of the shrine of Queen MAAAARY!!!!!  (mammy says "that's not funny")
-Went to TGI Fridays for dinner and had Matt the waiter (We Liked Matt :) ) Ann had: Chicken fingers  Pappy had a Huge Prime Rib

Saturday May 27th: Go Home Day
-checked out of the room at 10AM
-spent 60 years at the pool
-Pappy helped us get melanomas with his guidance
-lunch, Ann and Dale: Chicken fingers Chris and Larry: Pina Coladas
-took underwater pictures with Pappy
-Chris does syncronized swimming routine with the tube
-went to airport
-Chris befriends a small child in the seat next to him
-got home and Granny strips us at the door and washes our clothes

VACATION IS OVER!
THE END
By Chris and LARRY

The Moral of the story:
 Well we had to call off the search for Prince Charming but we did get pictures with Mickey and Tinker Bell.  What does this go to show you?  It proves that Prince Charming is imaginary while fairies are a dime a dozen; and in your illusional search for Prince Charming in the long run all you will find is a rodent.

This final thought was brought to you by Chris