Turn To Me

If I was a smarter man
As smart as I can be
You'd come to me with questions
Then maybe turn to me

If I was a prettier man
As pretty as I can be
You'd come to me presents
Then maybe turn to me

If I was a kinder man
As kind as I can be
You'd come to me with comments
Then maybe turn to me

But I am neither
Smart nor strong
Prettiest nor kind
You'll never come to me for things
You'll never turn to me