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| ...... hip hop/rap and hell, even jazz, techno has no storyline embedded in its performance. I mean, techno is only sounds put on a computer, and sounds have little or no story. You see, we human beings like to entertain ourselves with stories (a ha! At last I learnt something from Media Studies!). Techno music has no story. That makes it boring. In fact one can say that it is inhumane since it had nothing to do with human quality (?). Well, I hereby conclude my rant about techno music. As always, it's been enlightening for both you and me. I just want to finish by giving you some hard evidence to prove my point that TECHNO SUCKS!!!!!!! Even people in the music industry agree with me about the fact that techno is plainly crap. If something is only sounds complied on a computer, than it's not music. Remember that! While typing up the search term "techno is crap" on Google, I found the following interesting sites: According to the lyrics of this song, techno is definately crap! An entire list about what techno stands for. Another song about how crap techno is. Some e-mail about techno Playlouder pleads with DJ's not to make crappy techno! Well that's it for me today! Click on the "cool" DJ to go to the rants index. Hahahahahaha, look at him! He looks like the Candyman! Hello Mr. Candyman, I'd like 2 Frosty Swirls, 5 boiled sweets, 4 ................ |
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