The Complaint Newsletter Quiz Part One

1. Why did I start the Complaint Newsletter website in the first place?

To begin my career as a writer
To vent my anger out on the world due to my insanity
To write about somthing I would stick to and not get bored at
I hate CWD!

2. Which of these was NOT a dare attempted at Oliver's party?

Drinking an entire can of coke
Making a prank call to the police
Putting frozen peas down somebody's pants
Asking someone if they masturbate

3. In the equation at the end of my Algebra rant, what do you divide the whole equation by?

n
x
0
Number of Twinkie bars eaten

4. Which of the following people actually like mini skateboards?

Mark
My cousin
Abdul
Ryan

5. Who came second in the Year Nine soccer tournament?

9F
9B
9D
Pele

6. Brownie, from the "We and this World" program, claims that which country misinterpretes the word Pharoah?

Syrians
Greeks
Russians
Israelis

7. On which date was the Complaint Newsletter forum set up?

11th of November 2002
6th of December 2002
Yesterday
13th of Smarch, 2058

8. What rating did the "Best Page in the Universe" get on my site?

7/10
8/10
10/10
11/10

9. Which one of the following sites doesn't have a link that works on my Sponsors site?

Riot
Google
Humor Seek
Search It

10. My first link above the heading on my main page was to where?

The Most Neglected Site in the World
My previous site on Expage
AOL
Army men porn