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| .... ticket and leave you alone. But some are complete dicks. Some of them think that I have to buy a full fare ticket rather than a concession one. But I can use a concession card until I'm 15, and I'm 14! For you see, if I use the wrong ticket, I get a fine. Hell, they have fines for everything on public transport; littering, swearing (waving the right of freedom of speech are we?), forcing doors open (you have to if you're running towards a train and the doors close before you enter), buying the wrong ticket, even putting your feet on the seat. Putting your feet on the seat is a punishable offense here, yes, that's right. And do you know why? Because if ticket inspectors give out fines, they get a bonus on their weekly paypackets! They want to squeeze every penny, so to speak. Hey, if they want more money, they should get an office job. But they can't because they're too dumb! Stupid inspectors! I hope they fry in hell! Recently, they're putting emergency intercoms on trains near the doors. But one thing compounds me; if you were in an emergency, how the hell could you get to the |
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| door? Either if you have a heart attack or are being chased by Triad gang members by butcher knifes, face it, YOU'RE DEAD!!! I hate public transport with every single bone in my body. Thank God there's only a week of school left for the year. Oh, I forgot to mention |
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| another thing; this guy is suing the public transport commission after he got fined for not showing his ticket (that's also an offense). However, he had a valid ticket and refused to show it to the ticket inspectors as he got off a tram at a tram stop. You see, there are no ticket barriers at a tram stop so technically you don't need a ticket to enter or exit one. But you have to let this guy go, I mean, HE HAD A VALID TICKET. WHAT MORE DO YOU WANT? I see, they want money, stupid capitalist slugs (yes, public transport here is privatised and no, I am not currently or becoming a communist!). The way to avoid this problem is to put a ticket inspector at every train station, tram stop and bus stop and actually PREVENT people boarding public transport without a ticket. How simple is that? All it requires is extra people. Hell, it could be an oppurtunity for those lazy welfare dodgers who sit at home watching Jerry Springer all day. Man, those people have to work! Nevertheless, I'm leaving now to tag a train..... I mean, eat dinner. Go now. Click on the button to go back |
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