Well, at midnight the fireworks did come on TV, but this wasn't your ordinary display, oh no! It was a massive propaganda campaign initiated by peace movements. How? Because the fireworks displayed the word "PEACE" and a picture of a dove carrying an olive branch. Amazing! I suppose the fireworks where there to grab people's attention. I see it all now!
Also, the illegally bought firecrackers that go off on the streets neighbouring my house also performed dismally. There were a couple of crackers that sounded like an artillery shell, but others were gay; plain gay. There was this one that went off like German WW2 flak; very crappy. Also, another one showed sparks that went off like darting fish. Man, those firecrakers must have been sitting in a warehouse for months if they're that quality. I could probably make something better than that!
Good, nearly finished this stupid rant. Man, this has got to be the worst one I've ever made! Anyway, I have one more thing to add. The police on the night were really tight arses man. I remember I saw something on the news about how this guy was yelling at a news camera and a policeman comes up and sprays a hugh yellow glob of pepper spray on his face and then he comes crashing down. Also, another guy was sprayed from a metre away. The first guy who gets sprayed pleads for water on his eyes (because it stings, obviously) but the cops say that they're nearly there. Nearly to jail for doing nothing you mean, don't you? Stupid cops! Another scattered thing was that a witness who was being interviewed by the news also got arrested for no reason. I mean, what the hell? What's wrong with the police nowadays? The justice system just simple doesn't work!
Well, I should leave now. I'm getting sick of typing now. I should stop now. Really, I should.
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