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....... weapons in Britain. It said that in the 1970s or 80s, Greenpeace was protesting against a nuclear missile launch site, saying that nuclear weapons would be the death of us all. In fact, the base even shut down for a while. Greenpeace was truely ignorant at this stage. I mean, they did this during the Cold War for God's sake! Had the Russians decided to attack Britain at this stage using nuclear weapons, they would have been screwed. Sure, there would have been other launch sites, but this one, in which Greenpeace was literally taking hostage, was nevertheless essential for the protection of Britain. And you still wonder why I continue to hate Greenpeace!
     At about the same time that I watched the show, there was another show about Greenpeace. This time, it was about an English couple, both Greenpeace members, who were suing McDonald's over cruelty to animals. Oh my God! Will they ever shut up?! They probably hated the taste of McDonalds so they could sue them for damages (what damages?). Greenpeace just simple blows man! It just simple blows whale's dick!
     Speaking of whales, I found a game that involved Greenpeace. It's called
Whale Hunter. It's actually made by the same guy who created the Nazism Exposed site that I mentioned in my Nazi rant. This game is similar to Minesweeper, but it's way better. You have to find the whales but you have to avoid the sea shepard terrorists (what the hell are they?) and the Greenpeace ships.
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It's in Java, so it takes a while to load. The last time I tried it, it didn't work. However, the guy who made it said he would update his Games Section and then he might fix the problem. But I have played it once and it is extremely addictive. You should play it. In fact, play it now!
A screenshot of Whale Hunter
Well, that's then end of my Greenpeace rant. In fact, this is the second time that my rant has ever been three pages long. The other rant was of course the one about Nazis and how they blow whale's dick (what's with me today?). Man, I must say that I don't put the effort into my rants like I used to. Ah well, who cares? Until next time peepz, see ya around! (Something's wrong with me. Must be the ether. Did you hear that? ETHER! I wonder what would happen if the world was taken over by oysters? Oysters?! Oh no! I must warn the Pentagon!)

P.S. Did I fail to mention that Greenpeace was first started by Canada.............. :)

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