Let me tell you about something that happened to me about two or three months ago. I was looking at a site I found in the newspaper called the Museum of Hoaxes. Now I was in there Hoax Website section when I came along a site that caught my eye. Canadian World Domination. What could this mean I thought to myself?
Well, I looked at it and I was amazed to say the least. Canadian World Domination, or CWD, was an "organisation" intended to bring Canadian rule to all of the world. Now, I'm not American. Acutally, I live in a Commonwealth country (Australia), just like Canada, but when I first came to their site, I thought to myself, this has just got to be a hoax! I mean they couldn't seriously take over the whole of the United States, could they?
I must say that CWD is probably the worst eupherism ever in existence. I mean, if you are a dictatorship (these people intend to be one apparently) you are supposed to make up something that doesn't share a hint of what its true intentions will be. I mean, they should have been called "Canada for All" or some shit like that. Hell, how am I supposed to know? They're the dictators. They can make up something.
CWD is supposedly run by two Canadian "chicks", namely General Claire and General Jenny (shouldn't it be Generess?). Look at them. Oh no, what a shame! They're only drawings! They probably don't even look anything like that (if they're even real!). Some generals! I thought they were generals, not gutter sluts.
Oh, the tension! Stirring up trouble in something that I'm not supposed to be involved in (CWD, not the Complaint Newsletter dumass [or dumbarse]). Now I could hit them everywhere it hurts but to do that would mean to make an entire site dedicated just to that. I can't do that because I'm not sad, unlike these people. Now, I heard from some place that Canada only has about six million people eligable for military service. Pretty small. Also take into account that Canada has a population of about 30 million, which is also about the same for JUST ONE AMERICAN STATE, California. Also take in account that there are more than 5.97 BILLION people who are not Canadian, meaning that CWD (if they are even truely planning to take over the world, HAHAHAHAHA) would have to use 1 soldier from its 6 million eligable for the military to either defeat or watch after 1000 other people. Now, you don't have to be a military strategist to relise that this is an impossible task. To even think that you can do it means that you have big problems.
But now a serious question arises; If CWD has spent...
