Answer: Please do not buy any products because they look attractive or because all you friends have them. For your sake, don’t waste your money on something unless you know what it is you’re purchasing and think that it really might be useful or meaningful to you. Please do not think that merely purchasing a product is going to do anything to change the world, or to improve your life or anyone else’s. Right now, we can’t effectively distribute ideas and music without selling them, but just selling them is not our goal; it is only a means to an end. We try to sell records in a way that does not compromise the power of their content- we want to sell them like we would sell any other weapon against the status qou, with the emphasis upon their usefulness in making people feel alive and aware, making people dangerous.

Yours Truly,
Capitalist Conspiracy Rhythms!