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WORLD'S MOST ELIGIBLE BACHELOR

THIS IS MY LITTLE BROTHER DENNIS (SLICK) GAMBRELL. HE IS THE WORLDS MOST ELIGIBLE BACHELOR. WHAT DOES HE HAVE TO OFFER? JUST LOOK AT THE PICTURES LADIES. FIRST OF ALL IT TAKES HARD WORK TO MAKE A BODY LOOK THAT GOOD. I KNOW WHAT YOUR THINKING. HE LOOKS LIKE HE HAS ABOUT 25 POUNDS OF EXTRA WEIGHT THERE BUT I PROMISE UNDER ALL THAT OTHER STUFF, THERE IS NOTHING BUT SOLID MUSCLE. NOW FOR THE WAY HE IS DRESSED. THOSE ARE LIBERTY BIBS ( OVERALLS FOR THOSE OF YOU WHO ARN'T REDNECKS). THEY ARE THE EQUIVALENT TO A ROLEX AS FAR AS OVERALLS ARE CONCERNED. NOW FOR THE HAT. DO YOU HONESTLY THINK THAT YOU CAN FIND THAT ANYWHERE? HELL NO! YOU HAVE TO GO TO WALMART TO TRY TO GET ONE OF THOSE. AND NOT ONE OF THOSE REGULAR

WALMARTS. YOU HAVE TO GO TO A WALMART SUPERCENTER. I'M NOT TOO SURE WHERE HE MIGHT HAVE PICKED UP THE BOOTS BUT I'M TELLING YOU THIS MAN HAS NUTTIN BUT STYLE. YES, LADIES THE TRACTOR IS BOUGHT AND PAID FOR. NOW FOR INFO YOU REALLY WANT. HE IS 24 YEARS OLD. HE IS SINGLE WITH NO CHILDREN AND HAS NEVER BEEN MARRIED. YES, HE STILL LIVES WITH MOM AND DAD BUT THAT IS ONLY UNTILL HE CAN GET HIS OWN TRAILER. HIS DREAM CAR WOULD MOST DEFINATELY BE A 1979 FULL SIZE CHEVY PICKUP TRUCK. HE HOPES TO ONE DAY GET HIS OWN LAND WHERE HE CAN WORK HIS OWN FIELDS, TAKE CARE OF PIGS AND COWS. HE IS THE FIRST ONE IN THE FAMILY TO GRADUATE

AND HE ONLY ATTENDED THE 8TH GRADE 3 TIMES. HIS TURN-ONS ARE FISHING, WALKING THROUGH THE PASTURE WITH HIS GIRL AND THE CATTLE, AND BIG BLOCK ENGINES. HIS TURN-OFFS INCLUDE CHICKS WHO LEAVE THIER SPIT CANS OUT, CHICKS WHO GET THIER NEW HAIR DO CAUGHT IN THE CEILING FAN, AND PEOPLE WHO DON'T LIKE BUG ZAPPERS. I HAVE LISTED HIS EMAIL ADDRESS BELOW IF YOU ARE INTERESTED. THOSE OF YOU WITH A JOHN DEERE GET THE FIRST LOOK. AND LADIES, IF YOU CAN'T COOK, DON'T BOTHER WRITING. THE WAY TO A MAN'S HEART IS THROUGH HIS STOMACH.

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NOW TELL ME LADIES IS THIS NOT SOMEONE WHO YOU WOULD LOVE TO SHOW OFF TO YOUR PARENTS?

THIS WAS A POTENTIAL COVER FOR THE REDNECK GQ MAGAZINE. UNFORTUNATELY IT WAS NEVER PUBLISHED DUE TO A TRAGIC ACCIDENT INVOLVING A CHAINSAW, A COW, AND HIS 30-30 RIFLE.