Saturday Night Rage
Carson City, NV
Date:Mar 20, 2004
As the camera fades in, a sold out arena in Carson City roars to life as music starts blaring through the arena. Rock music is playing loudly as the 2200+ in attendance jump to their feet. Fireworks begin to shoot out from the entrance ramp, and cross mid air on the way to the small explosions on the roof. The crowd is chanting, as the camera zooms across the arena. Then, panning widely, the camera finally comes to a stop on a commentary table in the back. It zooms in to James Brendon and Paul Masters.
James Brendon: Hello all, and welcome to Saturday Night Rage! I'm James Brendon. And next to me, is...
Paul Masters: The master of disaster, Paul Masters!
James Brendon: Wow, could you have said anything more cliche?
Paul Masters: Yes, I could have said "as always..."
James Brendon: Like you said last week?
Paul Masters: Shut up, JB.
James Brendon: Should have called yourself the "master of cliche's."
Paul Masters: You want to get hit?
James Brendon: Folks, we have some very exciting action lined up for you tonight.
Paul Masters: Damn right, we do. We are going to see the in ring debut of Jake Starr. This young man has been lighting up the promotional shows all week. Tonight, we get to see just what he's got.
James Brendon: An exciting tag team match up. The unlikely team of Kharne and Corey "the Wolf" Morrison take on the even more unlikelier team of SyN and the Eliminator.
Paul Masters: And Corey Farmer is back in the ring this week, taking on newcomer SMC.
James Brendon: Corey Farmer has become quite the popular wrestler since he joined the UwF. Especially with our female fans.
Paul Masters: You are right about that, JB. They are all crushing hard on our young superstar.
James Brendon: And speaking of crushing hard, or hard crushing, as it were, we are going to see our very own Head of Security, Alexander Whedon, take on one half of the Goodfella's, Sam Macharoni.
Paul Masters: And finally, JB, we are going to see who this mysterious person is who has been harrassing Piston Hurricane these last couple weeks is! We are going to find out who!
James Brendon: Right you are, Paul. An exciting night to be sure.
Paul Masters: Are you sure?
James Brendon: That's what I just said.
Paul Masters: Just checking.
The BigScreen lights up, and it shows Tim Shady. He is sitting behind his desk, buried under miles of paperwork. He is writing something down, when there is a knock at the door.
Tim Shady: Come in.
The door opens, and in walks Nikki Heart. She walks in, quickly, and starts pacing around. She looks furious.
Nikki Heart: Mr. Shady, I'm furious.
Tim Shady: I see that. What's the problem?
Nikki Heart: The problem? The PROBLEM?! There's no competition here! There are no diva's here! And even though most people have no problem lying around with a contract, and just collecting money, but that's not me. I want to compete. I want to wrestle.
Tim Shady: Well, what would you have me do? Have you wrestle the guys?
Tim Shady chuckles at this thought, but Nikki Heart's eyes light up. He looks at her, and then his face drops.
Tim Shady: Ms. Heart, I was merely making a jest.
Nikki Heart: I think it's a great idea.
Tim Shady: You're serious about this?
Nikki Heart: Let me wrestle, Mr. Shady.
Tim Shady: Phew, okay, you got it. You want to step in the ring with them? You got it. Good luck.
Nikki Heart: Thank you, Mr. Shady. You won't regret this!
Nikki Heart, in a better mood, rushes out the door. Tim Shady sits there, shaking his head.
Tim Shady: I'm sure I will, but I hope I don't.
Tim Shady looks back at the paperwork, and shakes his head again. He goes back to work as the BigScreen fades off, and the camera returns to James Brendon and Paul Masters.
James Brendon: Wow, so Mr. Shady is going to let a woman compete with the guys. That has to be some groundbreaking stuff.
Paul Masters: I think he should rethink the whole thing. She is just going to get hurt.
James Brendon: I dont' know, Paul. We have had a female Light Heavyweight champion in the past. And Nikki Heart is one of the few UwF veterans we have. She might surprise everyone.
Paul Masters: Well, I still think it's a bad idea, but I will go with it. Just to see how badly it ends.
James Brendon: Glad we got your approval.
Paul Masters: You want to get hit?
James Brendon: Folks, stay with us, we have some in ring action coming up!
After the break: Riley Quest v. X FACTOR