| The Evil Talking Shovel |
| This is all about the shovel that has been talking to me for a week and it wont shut up.It only talks at night around 1:30 a.m. and all it says is that it's gonna kill me and that it is Adolf Hitler. The whole bit about it wanting to kill me don't bother me , but this whole Hitler stuff is freaky. I tried burning it and eating it but my stomach talked all night and the next day BOOM the shovel was back! So could someone skeem up a plan to destroy this evil foe of mine, if you do you will be rewared with.....something from my pocket of super coolness! |
| <----- This is the shovel that talks to me |